Sep 10 2008

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Jack Thompson?

Posted at 8:05 am under Uncategorized

Someone informed me that an Attorney, Mr. Jack Thompson may be able to help me. As he has had much success in raising awareness about problem video games.

Does anyone know how I can get in touch with him?

Turns out that Jack Thompson is a terrible lawyer.
People are emailing me so much stuff, I don’t know which people are being sincere and which are not.

For example, I got a message from the supposed mayor of McCamish, KS. Claiming that he will make sure the game is kept out of their store.  I have no way to verify the info, though.

130 responses so far

130 Responses to “Jack Thompson?”

  1. Warshipon 10 Sep 2008 at 8:06 am 1

    You’re kidding, right?

  2. Alkatrineon 10 Sep 2008 at 8:06 am 2

    [email protected]

  3. Interneton 10 Sep 2008 at 8:07 am 3

    Yeah, just post “Jack Thompson is a frothing idiot” on your blog and he’ll pop right up.

  4. Kevinon 10 Sep 2008 at 8:09 am 4

    now I’m sure this site is satirical.

  5. elmurrayon 10 Sep 2008 at 8:09 am 5

    If each of God’s concepts were perfect on the first try like you say in your last post, then the game Spore is perfect as well.

    So is your indignation. So is me typing this. So is war, genocide, and rape.

    So it’s all perfect. Teach people how it’s all perfectly perfect.

    Because God created Spore, and by fighting Spore, you are fighting His will.

    Which, of course, is also perfect …

  6. noon 10 Sep 2008 at 8:10 am 6


  7. Keithon 10 Sep 2008 at 8:11 am 7

    I think my brain just exploded. I really hope this post was sarcasm.

  8. Alkatrineon 10 Sep 2008 at 8:13 am 8

    Where do you live. I’ll send you to heaven… personally….

  9. Emmetton 10 Sep 2008 at 8:13 am 9

    Oh You have got to be kidding me right. Not even Johnny Cockrin could win a case like this. You can’t stop people who play the game from creating rude humor. Someone could go on World of Warcraft and his character’s name could be Jake Enoff and nothing can be done about it.

  10. Terenon 10 Sep 2008 at 8:13 am 10

    Get a Life, Church boy.

    Internet is a sin and you’re using it. Bug off.

  11. Markon 10 Sep 2008 at 8:13 am 11

    Jack Thompson will not be able to render you any meaningful assistance, he can only hurt your cause. Jack-o has already destroyed any and all credibility he has with the american people after a string of massively failed attempts to destroy our inalienable human rights with his facist viewpoints. Try Gov. Palin of Alaska, I’m willing to wager that she would be more then happy to render you any assistance you seek, as she is a strong advocate of teaching creationism, which is a religious philosophy, in public schools, which are a government institution, in a country with one of the founding precepts being a seperation of church and state. Its so ignorant, it might just be what your looking for.

  12. Hion 10 Sep 2008 at 8:16 am 12

    You are a sad, stupid man for saying Jack Thompson can help you.
    Also if we were perfect in the beginning why didn’t we have the things we have now in 1 AD.
    If evolution isn’t’ real why does are technology evolve?

  13. Jack Thompsonon 10 Sep 2008 at 8:16 am 13

    I will see your case only if you pay me in stupidity.

  14. CATSon 10 Sep 2008 at 8:17 am 14

    All your base are belong to us

  15. Terenon 10 Sep 2008 at 8:18 am 15


    I suggest we just ignore this dirt bag.
    After all, he’s just looking for attention and posts so he can show off to increase his ego and his ” e-penis ”

  16. YESon 10 Sep 2008 at 8:18 am 16

    I don’t know his email, but YES PLEASE CONTACT HIM. AND POST THE RESULTS HERE so we can all rally around his warcry. THIS IS ABSOLUTELY NECESSARY.

  17. Koalaon 10 Sep 2008 at 8:20 am 17

    Just so we’re all clear here…
    “Thompson was found guilty of 27 counts of misconduct last month for his participation in several video game-related cases. As per the disciplinary process, Judge Tunis’ recommendations for sanctions are due to the Florida Supreme Court by September 2nd.”

    On that note, I have a feeling you two would make quite the team.

  18. Terenon 10 Sep 2008 at 8:21 am 18


    I suggest we just ignore this dirt bag.
    After all, he’s just looking for attention and posts so he can show off to increase his ego and his ” e-penis ”

  19. Charles Darwinon 10 Sep 2008 at 8:27 am 19

    Oh please. You religious pricks had your religious games and no one bitched. Let evolution have a pleasant and fun game. Let evolution, for once, be shown without your pathetic faces lurking in the corner.

  20. aton 10 Sep 2008 at 8:27 am 20

    Well, I originally thought this was worth debating and thought I had left some well-read comments. I’m not sure what’s worse: this site being a joke and me being polite in this comment when I tell you I’ve realized it, or this site not being a joke and me being polite in this comment when I tell you this ridiculous. Jack Thompson is what’s wrong with America, and apparently so is this blog. I’m absolutely disgusted.

  21. a douchebagon 10 Sep 2008 at 8:28 am 21

    I would just like to say thanks–I have a feeling this site will give me loads of entertainment while I’m at work for the next couple days.

    And may you feel the touch of the Flying Spaghetti Monster’s noodley appendage–as I have.

  22. Titoon 10 Sep 2008 at 8:29 am 22

    Jack Thompson is in the process of getting his license revoked due to his frivolous law suits. Just Google his name or look it up on Wikipedia, he’s pretty well documented. Trust me, you do not want to be involved in anything with this man. Just trying to help, and i don’t even agree with anything you have posted, especially since you later admitted you had not even sat down with the game.

    If Jacko is your best hope, then just shut this site down and go back to fund raising or community service that really helps others. This is not doing that.

  23. Hion 10 Sep 2008 at 8:30 am 23

    People hes just a marketing guy from EA trying to increase Spore sales.
    Its working cause you guys are buying the game to anger this idiot.

  24. Terenon 10 Sep 2008 at 8:30 am 24


  25. Secret Admireron 10 Sep 2008 at 8:30 am 25

    This is highly entertaining stuff, but do I pity you; you sad, lonely person. Maybe instead of going on a pointless crusade, you could take up a hobby, like cross burning, or beating up homosexuals… not that I condone that type of behavior, but it seems like it might be right up your alley. The only thing that Will Wright did wrong was unintentionally challenge the fragile mythology that keeps you from going completely mental. Well, you’re halfway there already, so why stop now? Do yourself a favor: get help. Therapy can work wonders, and if you get your nose outta’ the “Good Book” every once in a while and take a look around, you might learn something worthwhile.

  26. Garretton 10 Sep 2008 at 8:31 am 26

    i got something to say to the admins “PLAY THE FUCKING GAME BEFORE GOING APE SHIT ABOUT IT. or at least watch how u creat stuff the porn is not already in the game ppl made that themselfs and plus EA does ban it if its on the sporapedia just the ppl that made the vids did it before they saved there character so fuck off get a life and its only a game

  27. Alkatrineon 10 Sep 2008 at 8:34 am 27


  28. evolutionon 10 Sep 2008 at 8:34 am 28

    ignorant twat

  29. Terenon 10 Sep 2008 at 8:35 am 29

    ”Turns out that Jack Thompson is a terrible lawyer.
    People are emailing me so much stuff, I don’t know which people are being sincere and which are not.

    For example, I got a message from the supposed mayor of McCamish, KS. Claiming that he will make sure the game is kept out of their store. I have no way to verify the info, though.”

    No wonder half the world thinks we’re a bunch of retards..Let’s wait someone cruxifucks you.

  30. Rogueon 10 Sep 2008 at 8:36 am 30

    You are a funny “Admin”, but here is the harsh reality nothing you have done to try and slander this game will matter in about 2 days tops. You just wanted your 15 seconds of fame, and that will be all you get. After about a week this site will just be a faded memory, except to those who just like to reinforce the fact that you are an uneducated person. In the mean time the rest of us will enjoy our lives, and play games such as Spore.

  31. Alkatrineon 10 Sep 2008 at 8:37 am 31

    You’re such a Mofo, honestly. It’s a game. Grow a dick, and get your Halo and Angels Wings and come back later. Thanks!

  32. Terenon 10 Sep 2008 at 8:37 am 32

    I wonder if Cortana’s boobs in Halo 3 sexually offends any wolrd wide chrisitians.

  33. Algyon 10 Sep 2008 at 8:39 am 33

    Sorry dude, but jack tompson is a failure. All he does is complain and sue companys on games he hate like GTA and FAIL everytime. He cant even get GTA off the retail shelves, everyone hates him and laughes at him for his futile attemps to do “what is right” in the censorship for the children. I would agree to keep vulgar content from children. Such content is unacceptable but Jack FAILS!!!! And when he does fail…AGAIN, he just sends inappropiate letters just to make himself feel better. I hope Jack reads this for him to know that he should slap himself upside the head. F*** YOu Jack T.

  34. antisporeissoeffingretartedon 10 Sep 2008 at 8:40 am 34

    wait, wait, wait, you actually considered trying to contact jack thompson?


  35. Terenon 10 Sep 2008 at 8:41 am 35

    I bet he watches CHRISTIAN PORN.

  36. Hion 10 Sep 2008 at 8:43 am 36

    i bet any kind of porn offends him

  37. The Admin Touched Me!on 10 Sep 2008 at 8:44 am 37

    lol yer gonan go after EA? with a lawyer? just one? LMMFAO i hope he is a good one because he will need to be lmmfao your so sad and pathetic there are far worse thing then “Spore” out there you know like priests rapeing lil boys and the VATICAN covering it up i would also like to say that you need to go find a hobbie collect stamps fine shiney rocks do something……..or maybe stop trying to make a law suit on a huge company just to get your ass outta the trailor park and GET A JOB! oh and btw i have made many penis monsters and if you cant laugh at a pixel penis then well you really need to losen up

    VIVA LA EA!……… oh and the penis monsters
    24/F/Berkeley Ca.

  38. Wateron 10 Sep 2008 at 8:47 am 38

    Getting Jack Thompson on your side would only be a joke and detract from your point. But what is your point? We shouldn’t be playing this game? That’s okay, but you shouldn’t be taking steps to make it where people who want to play can’t. No one’s making you buy this game, stop trying to ruin it for everyone else. After all, what if someone who was strongly against creationism tried making a game that enforces that belief banned?

    We are allowed to have whatever opinions we want, but when an argument is this subjective, no steps should be taken to limit freedom of speech. I think that’s the problem; half think the argument is subjective, and another half think Christian rhetoric is so objective it’s automatically a given. So I ask you, please, open your mind and consider these paragraphs. You may be right or wrong, but you can’t claim either for certain.

  39. Terenon 10 Sep 2008 at 8:47 am 39

    Sure..he’s all pure here but then his bathroom..HE CUMS.

  40. Xanemon 10 Sep 2008 at 8:48 am 40

    I’ve got bad news for you admin. The “Good Book” is written by humans. Humans are known to lie for their own good. If I write a book about an being that can’t be sensed in any way accept my promise that its there. Would you believe that???

  41. Funkyon 10 Sep 2008 at 8:48 am 41

    I salute you, sir.

  42. Wateron 10 Sep 2008 at 8:50 am 42

    Also, please excuse the trolls posting around me. Given you admitted you were at fault of misinformation, I’d hate to see you become defensive to the point of completely closing your mind just because a link to your site was posted on a popular gaming source and the morons got through.

  43. Rogueon 10 Sep 2008 at 8:50 am 43

    Just an observation, but if you have such a big problem with Spore then why do you have a Web banner advertising a game called Bite frost. So I guess you hate the fact you can be creative, build your own world, and evolve but you have no problem with a game the “Go out to hunt and satisfy your thirst!”. Sounds like someone is a little hypocritical

  44. Terenon 10 Sep 2008 at 8:50 am 44

    Get some weed and you’ll see god!

    100% True.

  45. aton 10 Sep 2008 at 8:51 am 45

    Whether you’ve realized Jack Thompson is an imbecile or not is a moot point. You’ve effectively destroyed your credibility by thinking there’s a legal grounding to pursue. There is a separation of church and state that this nation holds dear. The concept of evolution is a system of beliefs surrounding biogenesis, much like the Book of Genesis is. Are you saying that the government should bar a belief system because one group disagrees? Welcome to China and the world of fascism, have a blast. Evolution is based upon falsifiable, testable information. Even if you think it’s wrong, there is no way to test the Bible, which is why the government cannot legally support it; it is religion. If you feel it’s okay to break or bend the law (The Bible states you must obey the laws of the land) to achieve your agenda, you are seriously misguided. Tell your parish to not buy the game; you even have the right to not allow your children to do it. You cannot however try to prevent any other law-abiding citizen, who can otherwise legally purchase the game, from playing. Please, stop trying to destroy everything America stands for. If you want a Christian nation, move out.

  46. raelioson 10 Sep 2008 at 8:52 am 46

    jack tomson is just like any other lawyer out there…
    a bullshiter…
    all lawyers do that…
    even ones that tell the truth…
    if you wanted a lawyer to boycott this game…
    hie a good one…
    not the most unsuccesful one that all gamers hate…

  47. heydudeon 10 Sep 2008 at 8:53 am 47

    i love you

  48. Jakeon 10 Sep 2008 at 9:05 am 48

    The fact that you weren’t aware of how crazy Jack Thompson tells me a lot. I really think that your focus should be put somewhere else other than anti-Spore blogs. Let me guess, you probably don’t like Harry Potter either, right?

  49. McKinely Woodson 10 Sep 2008 at 9:08 am 49

    Evolution rocks!

  50. Wonderlandon 10 Sep 2008 at 9:15 am 50

    That wonderland ad on this page looks nice. I think those two girls are going to **** in the hot tub. If that isn’t good enough for you there’s always the larger image of the school girl with the extra-short skirt. But don’t worry, your kids are only playing it on the weekend just like the ad says!

  51. MAXIMUS MOTHAFCKA!on 10 Sep 2008 at 9:43 am 51

    Pick you battles…this isnt one of them….a f’in video game… one that doesnt even do what yer sayin it does…play the friggin game the whole way through before you make yourself look like anymore of an ass by throwing around frivolous lies and partial analysis

  52. A Voice of Logicon 10 Sep 2008 at 9:51 am 52

    I’ll try not to be hostile like some of the other, reprimandable at least, posters that support evolution. In defense of the late Lord Darwin and this frankly amazing game I propose a simple yet solid checklist to bend your opinion about evolution.

    1. when pestisides are dropped on pests, some survive due to seemingly random natural resistances to the poison, most of the offspring will inherit those resistances in the same way a child inherist traits like eye and hair color from his parents. Do you Agree?

    2.If you were female (if you persieve such a minor change of perspective to betray your mental sanctity you need only notice that women have the minds of women and sustain no damage) would you want to be with a vision of human perfection or the result of overacumulation of incompatible genetic variations(a retard). if you would logicly choose the avatar of human perfection. offspring would be the cross of you and human perfection, closer to perfection than would have likely woud have been achieved by a retard cross. through generations this effect acumulates. Do you agree?

    the next two points are not so much directed to convert you but to explain or comprimise

    3.humans have long noticed the strength of numbers and massed together, thought this we have preserved ourselves as we are and let our knowlage develope. also with these masses, finding a mate becomes far too easy for prefrances to make much difference. with the safety of numbers, natural selection has no way to take place. Do you agree?

    With the obcenety you have exposed on Spore that you believe to warrant an M rating you must take notice of the very broken ESRB(not for this reason of course) states that it does not rate the online experience for the clear reason that there are sickos and tricksters with computers. a games creators should not have their reputation marred by the creators that use thier game, if you would look on the spore website for somthing other than genetalia you would find one of the vastest and most accesible creative outlets of all time.

    Though i have my own shifting opinions on spirits and phsicality I offer you one of my pet theories.

    first I ask you to disregard the tale of adam and eve. Most religions say that their god is omnipresant, meaning in, of, and observing all existance. I know that at least christian lore is that god created “man” in his “image”. if god is existance then god created existance and nothing more from there the way of life took its course. Do you agree?

    One last comment, if i sounded arrogant it is because to speak with or attack someone on a pedastal you must(temporarily hopefuly) build yourself a pedastal to sit on or construct a rather ugly war tower

  53. Axlon 10 Sep 2008 at 9:54 am 53

    Trust me, you do /not/ want Jack Thompson helping you. Nor does he really care about Spore. If it’s not violent, he likely wouldn’t help you whatsoever. He just wants to attack the GTA series. Too bad for him he’s never been successful with anything that he’s done in that regard.

  54. A Voice of Logicon 10 Sep 2008 at 9:55 am 54

    By the way Happy LHC(large hadron collider) day

  55. Adult Gameron 10 Sep 2008 at 10:02 am 55

    Regarding Jack Thompson, you need to look no farther than his most recent court hearing, in which he was held for contempt and ill-practiced behavior in the courtroom, to the extent that he has lost his license to work as a lawyer by a court of the Florida Bar Association. He has been considered quite biased in his relentless pursuit against all videogames in general, brandishing them worse than porn music and other forms of media. He has also been labled racist for his comments towards Japan, being one of the nations with a host of videogame developers, and this, with other past infractions makes him a very unlikely choice to even be listened to in a court room, by people both of the general public and those in the court system.

    If you are going to try and prevent the game from being sold on store shevles, you’d have a better chance just going to the local legislation, instead of Jack Thompson.

  56. Evochildon 10 Sep 2008 at 11:46 am 56

    Wow if this site is for real then get a f-ing life. It’s a game, made for fun. The biggest problem with feel the need bitch about a f-ing game is that while they are out in the world complaining about a game your kids are off somewhere smoking crack wishing they had a parent to hang out with. Try spending some time with your kids instead of trying to shield them from the world. Who gives a crap if it uses the proven theory of evolution? It’s a game. Get a life and go spend time with your child instead of wasting it on a website bitching about a game that was made for fun. Evolution rocks.crack

  57. Realiston 10 Sep 2008 at 11:46 am 57

    WHy is it that whenever something good comes along, there’s always a batch of extremist holy-rollers who want to make life miserable for everyone else?

    I’m going to say this once, and only once.

    I swear, by the invisible man in the sky you worship in futility, it is because of people like you that I lost my faith. I used to be a Christian. But then I realized how much people like you seem to love to force your beliefs on eveyone else. History has shown that. And because of that, I turned my back on not just Christianity, but all religions. All of them. I refuse to believe in what I cannot prove.

    I am also a gamer. I attribute that with the same principles as my lack of faith. Only instead of the clergy, the perpetrators were my controling parents. They thought just like you do. “Video games are evil… they’re corrupting youth…” Bullshit. Entirely unedited, unadulterated, unfiltered bullshit. Games are no worse than television, books, movies, or… hell, name a medium. I play games almost constantly. Spore included. They are anything but evil. They are merely for entertainment, and if you want to, for some reason or another, overanalyze things as simple as this, keep it to yourself. No one really gives a rat’s assif you don’t like it. It’s when you gotta bitch about it to everyone that I get pissed off.

    Just to clarify, I have no problem with you believing whatever you wanna believe in. That’s all well and good. If you wanna ignore the cold, hard facts lying right beneath your self-righteous, stuck-up noses, be my guest. But don’t you even think for one second that you can change my opinion.

    My point is this: The more you press on video games and try to keep your children from succumbing to the innocent pleasures of harmless entertainment, the more your kids will rebel and live the life you never wanted for them. Trust me. I’m living proof.

    And besides. IT’S A FUCKING GAME! GET OVER IT!

  58. Treyon 10 Sep 2008 at 11:50 am 58

    This is insane. Out of all other causes we christians could get involved in and you pick a video game. Yes there is evolution, yes people can create obscene content, but it is a game. You should be worrying about starving children or the overwhelming number of homeless, not a stupid game that you think is going to convert your children into evolutionist. If you truly have faith in god and are also a good parent your kids will know what is truth and what is fiction. Get some sense people im all for being self righteous but make sure its productive and not something as mundane as Spore.

  59. Jesus Luvs u all this much!on 10 Sep 2008 at 12:12 pm 59

    The argument everything is God’s will is incredibly nihilistic. Which is why I view any religious person as a suicide case(also this is because I feel they have their head in the sand and will do nothing but consume resources until they are fat and dead). This is ironic because suicide is against most religious laws. This is to distinguish these people from martyrs, who die for their religion, rather than die AND kill for it. Thus for no logical reason I pronounce you a terrorist.
    Thank goodness for Luther and then the communist revolutions; because now you idiots don’t get to burn people at the stake for heresy. “Christian values” are a load of sack anyway, anyone proclaims to follow them is either a politician and therefore lying, or one of the aforementioned potential suicides who should spend some time in a ‘re-education camp’ where instead of indoctrinating American youth and programming them to be morons, I will spend a week, tinkering with your brain until it functions in a way that will actually contribute to society and not keep us stuck in the dark ages.

    God haha, you know he was invented by the Jews right? You know your annointed one was also a Jew right? You know that the Roman army KICKED THEIR ASS into Egypt right? You know that the Jews DID NOT build the pyramids right? You are vaguely aware that TO BE A CHRISTIAN the Old Testament is strictly IRRELEVANT RIGHT? BECAUSE CHRISTIAN MEANS “ONE WHO ACTS LIKE CHRIST” NOT ONE WHO READS STUFF NOT RELEVANT TO JESUS’ MESSAGE.

    You made this an argument about religion, you fool. Believe me, if I could end religion in a heartbeat, without killing anyone, I would, because ritualized ignorance holds us back, just as much as the crap that’s on TV, it’s worse in fact because people believe that shit is real as well.

    Let me tell YOU SUNSHINE! I realised that God could not exist when I was ten. God couldn’t exist because Santa couldn’t exist either. Anything anyone said, did or (this is what makes me laugh the most) BELIEVED was irrelevant. Yes, that’s right, you can believe anything you want, ANYTHING, the Sky is RED for example, you can believe it, I can MAKE you believe it and you will accept it as the truth, BUT it isn’t. The human mind is far more malleable than anyone would like to admit 🙂

    Anyway thankyou, thankyou for being here so I could let off a litttle steam. I leave you with this curse: “may your gods turn out to be real, so they hold you accountable for the attrocities you’ve commited in their name .”

  60. Tyleron 10 Sep 2008 at 12:15 pm 60

    You cant do anything to keep the game out of stores. People have the right to make whatever product they want! I cant believe youre freaking out over a harmless video game when there are millions of other worse products out there being sold.

    Jack Thompson is a dick, btw.

  61. Lolon 10 Sep 2008 at 12:19 pm 61

    Please to god use Jack thompson, if you want to really help your case he’s the man for the job. However he doesn’t have a license to be a lawyer anymore from his crazed antics of fabricating said material for his own gain.

  62. Kennethon 10 Sep 2008 at 12:23 pm 62

    again you really have no idea what you are talking about …sounds like you dont even do your research HELLO Jack was barred from being a laywer YES hes bad…

    Do you have any intelligence at all or are you just here to yell about “EA attacking christian values”..

    For petes sake if you had any real arguement go attack GTA4 at least then youd have more of a valid point… not to attack a game that promotes intelligent design JUST as much as it promotes evolution..


  63. Mikeon 10 Sep 2008 at 1:00 pm 63

    In all absolute seriousness, I have absolutely nothing against you and I personally dont care what you believe in. However if you actually get THE Jack Thompson on your side involved in anything you do, your entire fight for whatever you are attempting to do will crash and burn and absolutely no one ever anywhere will ever take you seriously. EVER! so if you dont want parody songs, comics, or other hillarious things made to make you look like a fool, for the love of your god dont even mention his name.

  64. Commando Hitleron 10 Sep 2008 at 1:09 pm 64

    oooo, wow. who gives a fuck about this blog. fuck this! spore kick your ass, piece of shit.

  65. deanimateon 10 Sep 2008 at 3:39 pm 65

    this site is a spoof, satire, sarcastic. what ever you want to call it, its not real. not much else will get as much attention as pretending to be outraged at a game due to religious reasons.
    Its obviously a joke.

  66. religion suckson 10 Sep 2008 at 6:16 am 66

    yet another example of religious extremism and why religion really has no place in today’s society

  67. evolved chimpon 10 Sep 2008 at 7:12 am 67

    lol u must be so rich from the advertising on this site!

  68. quon 10 Sep 2008 at 7:36 am 68

    Not even Jack Thompson wants to help you, and he hates all videogames. I guess Spore has too little violence 😉

    Anyways, I don’t get you people. If you really believe in what you say, you can prevent your children from playing it and leave the rest of the world alone. Not everyone believes in the same things and you can’t force your thoughts on everyone else; ever heard of something called freedom?
    Concluding, this whole website is pointless. Still funny to read 😀

  69. This Is Meon 10 Sep 2008 at 8:11 am 69

    Seriously, your getting Jack Tompson, he and others like him are only in it for the money, duh, it’s kinda obvious.

  70. Anonymouson 10 Sep 2008 at 8:17 am 70

    Ah, I see. You’re with Objective Ministries.

  71. Jack Thompsonon 10 Sep 2008 at 8:22 am 71

    Dear Admin,

    The Florida Bar would have me disbarred for ten years on the basis that I’m bat-shit insane; which I believe makes me the perfect candidate for the position of representing you in court when we sue EA and the inventor of the Theory of Evolution, Mr. Will Wright.

    I’ve already accepted your offer and have taken ownership of this website as payment. I look forward to assisting you in all future endeavors.

    Jack Thompson.

  72. Hoon 10 Sep 2008 at 8:57 am 72

    Except maybe jesus porn.

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  74. lolon 10 Sep 2008 at 9:00 am 74

    lol right wing southern stupidity at its finest lol

  75. honzaon 10 Sep 2008 at 9:04 am 75

    I CANT believe that there are in civilized world still people, that actually think, that there is being which controls everything, thats so absurd, do u know where we would be without “god(s) and faiths etc” ? We would be hundred of years in future – in technology, philosophy and such.
    I CANT believe there are people who worship something, that killed hundreds of thousands – crusades, jihads in Islam case, “witch” burning, and it is still non-directly killing a dozens of people/month in Afrika, where are christians, that because a pope said so dont wear condoms, and AIDS is spread…
    Religion is just tool to make people obedient, and it amazingly worked and works, people still believe that men from hitlerjugend is actually “ambasador of God on Earth”(yes im speaking about benedict XVI.)
    HOW do u know that for example Islam is wrong and u are right? Do u have proof? U may think u have, but they think they have proof that islam is right.
    I sincerely hope, that world will be free of bullshit that is religion in few hundred years and finally, when our our descendants will learn history, they will laugh at us, how we were primitive, thinking nonsense that is religion.
    There is absolutely 0% proof that there is a god and till i see him, i wont believe there is.
    I cant believe there are countries in europe, where there is actually christianity as school subject, in my country it was canceled 70 years ago.
    Regards from most non-believer country on the world – czech republic (around 5-10% christians, others – ateists)

  76. sporeon 10 Sep 2008 at 10:02 am 76

    First of all: Sorry, if my english sucks – it’s not my mother tongue.

    So you would go as far as hire a lawyer to try to _forbid_ a game because it is against YOUR belief (yours, not mine)?

    That is rich coming from someone who wants his/her belief (because there is no evidence in creationism) being taught equal to a scientific theory (evolution) in school.

    I am old enough to make my own decisions. I decided on my religion and I decided to buy this game. It’s funny. Even my children love to create some “dinosaurs” as they call them. If you have children you should be old enough to decide not to buy Spore. But don’t go and decide for people who don’t believe in whatever your faith is. That’s paternalism.

    And it’s paternalism if a mayor of a city decides, that this game will not be sold in their stores. This game is rated “E”. Why on earth should someone forbid it?

  77. Aceetobeeon 10 Sep 2008 at 11:16 am 77

    I just came over here for pics of the huge spore dongs. Where are they again?

    By the way…miserable website.

  78. Benon 10 Sep 2008 at 11:19 am 78

    He’s a total bloody loony with a raging hard on for video games……..hmmm, now I wonder why people think of him while reading your blog?

  79. Cpl Darwinon 10 Sep 2008 at 11:33 am 79

    When it comes to Jack Thompson, I strongly suggest the Admin researches the man by themselves, rather than heed the advice of those contacting the Admin.

    Admin, this site is stirring up very strong opinions so any comments sent to you will be loaded, one way or the other.

    Find your own opinion on the man through research and you may find an answer.

  80. DHURRRon 10 Sep 2008 at 11:45 am 80

    i just got it, its all about the advertising money, damn

  81. pro chrisitan beliefson 10 Sep 2008 at 11:45 am 81

    i think i’ve cracked the conspiracy nice try EA stir up a bit of a ruccas toward a game that is already been given a great reception and will make mega bucks. As already commented by Mr. Wright he cares more about sales then reviews,

    If i am wrong however and this isn’t a site being secretly run by an employee of EA, way toshoot yourself in the foot by coering it in ads for the games and general EA products. i wonder how truely awful this game is. .. I Think i’ll buy it.

    Damn you EA and your cursed reverse psychology.

  82. Zedfraggon 10 Sep 2008 at 11:49 am 82

    Well here we go.

    Just as bad as attacking twin towers this is…You know why? It’s attacking Civil RIGHTS…and FREE WILL…
    So you are nothing more than a Hypocrite and a very bad Christian…And as for parenting.
    If protecting kids from different views concidered good parenting…Then I’ll be a bad parent and proud…
    Because I’ll let my child be whatever they want because it’s their own right to choose…Not some other mothering control freak (Thats you and the church)

    So my advice to you is remove this blog…And IF Jack Thompson is mentioned again here I will seriously concider taking action on harrasment 😛

  83. Lisaon 10 Sep 2008 at 11:50 am 83

    Religion has a place in our society. Just not in our leadership. Being Christian, I just DO NOT understand the Christian value that we should be able to censor what other people think, learn, and do. Do you really underestimate the value of Gods creation so much that you think that people are not intelligent enough to seek their own path in life? Go ahead. Give politicians the right to censor the media, to censor what you are allowed to do within your own home. Just don’t complain when another religion is the majority, and you are no longer allowed to pray in public (much less have this blog) without fear of death.

  84. liljohnon 10 Sep 2008 at 11:56 am 84

    I don’t’ agree with your point of view, but no one should have Jack Thompson inflicted on them.

  85. Shadow Darkman, Anti-Thesis Of Jack Thompson,on 10 Sep 2008 at 12:23 pm 85

    Why do you want Jack to help you? I can tell you from sideline experience that Jack will tell you that Spore will cause people to shoot up their schools and bullshit like that. Sorry dude. Find someone else.

  86. Talouinon 10 Sep 2008 at 12:45 pm 86

    SNAP just saw a spore add on this site. I admire your troll admin. I applaud you.

  87. error 8on 10 Sep 2008 at 2:02 pm 87

    Jack Thompson is somebody that bitches way to much and likes to make young people suffer by taking games like gta away, but he never wins LOL

  88. Doodadson 10 Sep 2008 at 2:11 pm 88

    Man.. yes please, get Jack Thompson to do your legal work. PLEASE. It’s very fitting as he’s mentally ill and was actually barred from practicing law. For being psycho. Like yourself.

    You’re a disgrace to your ‘religion’.

  89. moeon 10 Sep 2008 at 2:40 pm 89

    Actually, im pretty sure Jack Thompson and you will have a lot in common.

  90. D.Vaderon 10 Sep 2008 at 2:50 pm 90

    Sure his # is 1-900-GAY-SEXX. He goes by the name Torennce at that law firm.

  91. therapyon 10 Sep 2008 at 3:02 pm 91

  92. SSon 10 Sep 2008 at 3:08 pm 92

    Why is everybody telling her JT is a failure. Imagine the hilarity if these two teamed up. It would be amazingly funny.

    This site is probably a spoof made for laughs. It’s just like Mothers Against Videogame Addiction.

  93. Jack Thompsonon 10 Sep 2008 at 3:27 pm 93

    I have thorougly read this blog and loved your points of view so far.

    I shall help you, and together we will bring peace, non-violence media and christianity to all peoples in this Earth.

    I’m up for buttsecks, too. 😉

  94. Nunoon 10 Sep 2008 at 3:32 pm 94

    GET A LIFE !! And i am being sincere…
    It’s cause of people like u that religeon has no place in today’s society.

  95. Thriston 10 Sep 2008 at 4:12 pm 95

    Oh please, those who are telling this guy that he’s an idiot and critidcising him, etc. If you didn’t realise that this entire site was a joke/advertising campaign, then you need to hit yourself in the head with a rusty crowbar.

  96. Godon 10 Sep 2008 at 5:08 pm 96

    You, woman, are some sick piece of shit.
    If Spore’s so bad, what the fuck are those 2 manga guys doing in the hottub on the advertisement in the right frame of your (attempted) website?

    Suck some fucking cocks and get a life, low-life slut..

  97. antiantisporeon 10 Sep 2008 at 5:16 pm 97

    i think Jack thombson was convicted by 27 charges of 31…. i dont think he cant be any judge anymore nor either anti game lawyer.

  98. SlaughterMelonon 10 Sep 2008 at 5:30 pm 98

    JACK THOMPSON ISN’T EVEN A LAWYER ANYMORE!!!! Learn your facts. He’s not a terrible lawyer, he ISN’T a lawyer.

  99. Camon 10 Sep 2008 at 6:19 pm 99


  100. DJon 10 Sep 2008 at 6:56 pm 100

    100th to post! :p

    Seriously though, good for you for realizing what a mistake trying to hire Jack Thompson would be. As far as I know, he may not even be able to practice law in the future.

  101. who asks?on 10 Sep 2008 at 7:13 pm 101

    Errmm…Blimey! I’m still hoping that this whole website is a joke designed by some witty (and in a way twisted) marketing guy from EA. I refuse to believe that in the XX! century and in a “civilized” country there’re still people with such medieval ideas. What next, burn them for witchcraft?!? Bring the inquisition?!?!

    Thank god (if there is one) that you people are a minority isolated in some god(if he exists)-forsaken part of god(if any)-forsaken south of the US, having children with some close relative and counting the few teeth you have left.

    How come you don’t believe in a proven FACT like evolution, yet use the computer that any “true” christian from YOUR point of view would consider black magic, or a tool of the devil himself! How come you can go to the doctor, whose science can sure your illnesses yet deny the proven fact of human evolution!

    I have only pity for you and your inmense ignorance

  102. Xavier W.on 10 Sep 2008 at 7:25 pm 102

    I am a firm creationist and believe that spore has no place in a christian home but I think that we have no wright to sue spore for perverting children’s minds. And thinking about hiring Jack Thompson? That would be incredibly stupid.

  103. Andrew Clayon 10 Sep 2008 at 7:35 pm 103

    Don’t listen to the people slandering Jack Thompson’s good name. The sickos, fags, and sand niggers all want to smear Mr. Thompson’s reputation because he is such an outstanding spokesman for good Christian values. The Muslims, Jews, etc. fear him because he has been able to reach out to people

    These people WANT our children to be exposed to games like Grand Theft Auto (where you get points for raping prostitutes) to work in their pro-gay agenda.

    I believe in Jack Thompson

  104. Trashcan Willieon 10 Sep 2008 at 8:01 pm 104

    Really??? Are you Serious??? Come on its a game! your stupid for even thinking it contradicts to the bible.

  105. Jeffon 10 Sep 2008 at 8:50 pm 105

    It’s just a game. How sad is your life that you take a game this seriously?

  106. […] a whole blog devoted to trashing this game. The game’s gotta be good! I was rather amused by this entry where he thinks of contacting Jack Thompson until learning Thompson’s a terrible lawyer. One […]

  107. Steveon 11 Sep 2008 at 9:46 am 107

    You ‘creationists’ need to pull your heads up from the deep holes of uranus and accept evolution.

  108. This site is bad...on 11 Sep 2008 at 9:47 am 108

    ….Because you try to back your claims as an “established fact”. Religious nonsense is not a fact. Spore just shows our children how does the evolution theory work. Theory, the thing a scientist creates and tries to make it watertight. If it’s not, back to the start.
    Creationism is just one madness. It doesn’t make sense in any way. You say world has existed only 6000yrs. Well, science has proven it to be over billion years old. Why do you need to feed lies to your child, if he/she wants to play a game that shows a theory scientists agree on most?
    Prove evolution wrong and make me side you, until then God, 6000yrs old world and the Grand Canyon made from a single flood are stupid ideas.

    Kind regards,
    Happy Finnish.

  109. evolution workson 11 Sep 2008 at 12:52 pm 109

    “Grand Theft Auto (where you get points for raping prostitutes)”
    Andrew Clay if you have ever played GTA you’ll have noticed that when you disappear with a prostitute your money goes down, paying for a service is hardly rape, mowing them down afterwards to get get the money back is however just plain f*cking amusing (if a little twisted).
    Anyways, back on topic,
    DON’T LIKE SPORE, DON’T BLOODY BUY IT you moron besides nowhere in the bible is it stated that you must ram your beliefs down other peoples throats, bizarrely enough it only appears to be the Christians that do this, I’ve never had a Buddhist, a Hindu or a Sikh knocking on my door handing out religious material

  110. BrainDead Christianon 11 Sep 2008 at 1:26 pm 110



  111. Ryboon 11 Sep 2008 at 6:45 pm 111

    LMFAO – Go on, get in touch with Jack Thompson – then we can hate you both.

  112. Moomuscleson 12 Sep 2008 at 4:36 am 112

    Even if the mayor from that town that contacted you is real and is going to stop the game from being sold in his towns stores. I can guarantee that it will not slow any sales of this game down or stop it in anyway. So if he is real and is telling the truth; his attempt is pathetic and weak.

    Also I play several games mostly pc games. I even have played Second Life.. which is a great life simulator. LOTS of sex in that game .. LOTS .. I also play lots of violent games well to some violent. And i can say a lot of people like you try and try to stop those games from being made from being sold and from being bought. And even when people like you band up in a great massive force you never have any power to stop hardly any of the games lol.. I highly doubt you will ever have power to. I think you should just sit back and live your life and pray more. Maybe that will help. Stop judging video gamers and makers of games. Heres some advice for you. For i go to church too. And im a gamer for life!

    Proverbs – Chapter 14:1
    The wise woman builds her house, but with her own hands the foolish one tears hers down.

    First Timothy – Chapter 3:11
    In the same way, their wives are to be women worthy of respect, not malicious talkers but temperate and trustworthy in everything.

    Proverbs – Chapter 19:13
    A quarrelsome wife is like a constant dripping.
    Proverbs 10:18
    He who conceals his hatred has lying lips, and whoever spreads
    slander is a fool.

    Timothy 3:11
    In the same way, their wives are to be women worthy of respect,
    not malicious talkers but temperate and trustworthy in everything.
    Timothy 5:13
    Besides, they get into the habit of being idle and going about from
    house to house. And not only do they become idlers, but also gossips and
    busybodies, saying things they ought not to.

    Titus 3:2
    They are not to insult anyone or be argumentative. Instead, they are to be gentle and perfectly courteous to everyone.

    Thats it for now.. I have more for you if you want. Does your husband know your slandering people? I think he needs to put you in your place. You did say your a woman right?

  113. Steveon 13 Sep 2008 at 2:36 am 113

    The Bible;

    Because all the works of science cannot equal the wisdom of cattle-sacrificing primitives who thought every animal species in the world lived within walking distance of Noah’s house.

    Don’t believe in science? Then why are you using tools made by science?
    Stop using your computer, stop driving your car, just live like a mormon or accept science I say.

  114. Kogahazanon 13 Sep 2008 at 7:34 am 114

    What the hell are they thinking. It’s just a game, it’s not stating that evolution is what happened. Frikin’ religious extremists. Sheesh, they take EVERYTHING seriously now. What’s next, complaining about a cerial box?

  115. Drug Crazed Dropkickon 13 Sep 2008 at 8:31 am 115

    Heh. You think Jack Thompson will help you.

    You sir, just made yourself a powerful enemy.

  116. Johnon 13 Sep 2008 at 9:54 am 116

    The Science’s a “god gift”. The way you see things, shows the way you thanks him. It’s pathetic. Welcome back to the dark age!

    Ps.: Thanks to defile the Cristianism one more time.

  117. waton 14 Sep 2008 at 1:39 am 117

    None of you have any idea how do detect a troll do you?

  118. Leightonon 14 Sep 2008 at 10:13 am 118

    Please, just die.

    Or at least don’t teach your child the ignorance that you were taught.
    If you truly love your child, let them learn about what is right and good in the world, like education, art, love, etc. Instead of the “Everything that isn’t Christian is evil.” you probably teach your son now.

  119. Zivlokon 16 Sep 2008 at 5:55 pm 119

    This was the best one yet. I love your sense of dry, understated, subtle humour. Unfortunately, it’s a bit too subtle for most people here, and these people often end up becoming the fools themselves. What gets me is people who get so mad and fired up about religion because they say it gets people mad and fired up.

    Anywho, I just loved how simple and yet humorous the line “Turns out Jack Thompson is a terrible lawyer.” By the way, I actually got his cell phone number. I am absolutely not kidding. It was the greatest 30 seconds of my life.

    I’ve already made jokes like this, about Spore and evolution, so it was fun to find this site. Also, I am a Christian, but I believe in evolution. I also believe that God created the universe, and, in his/her/its infinite wisdom, created a fully self-supporting structure, that would eventually form into galaxies of stars and bits of rock, and those bits of rock would eventually become planets, and those planets would eventually have atmosphere, and eventually life. I believe that the first chapter of Genesis is a moving metaphor, but I don’t believe that dinosaur skeletons were made by Noah’s flood or whatever Jack Chick blathers on about.

    Anywho, keep up the good work!

  120. chrison 16 Sep 2008 at 7:46 pm 120



  121. Mathias Vanthienenon 19 Sep 2008 at 3:06 pm 121

    These days, church and law are completely separated so don’t waste your time on trying to sue EA. If you want to do this you’ll have to build a time-machine and go back to the middle ages, but… yeah, that’s right, scientists are hypocritic, hell, the earth is flat and the sun turns arround the world and there IS a tiny hole in our hearts trough which God blows his breath of life.

    Stop forcing your opinion upon people, thinking you’re smarter than them. I believe that there is something transcendent but we will never know what it is. In religion they are satisfied with a God as this transcendent being, they aren’t actually broad minded if they’re satisfied that quick, there’s no proof of this God, how the deuce would you know his words then, because one long-haired hippie who lived millenia ago said verbally that he had some signals from this god. And this hippie’s words were written down centuries after he died. You know the game where you whistle a word in someone’s ear and he whistles it to the person next to him and so on and so on. If the message arrives at it’s destination, it will be fully deformed.

    I already said that I believe in something transcendent but I won’t chase it or make up theories about it like it were some person. Maybe it’s a conscious being like a God (which I doubt), maybe it’s the fifth universal force, maybe there’s nothing and this is all coincidence. I don’t know but I’m not naive or stupid enough to directly believe some religious theory. If you try to find the draught of this transcendence you’re stupid because this is the perfect example of a metaphysical problem, a problem that has a solution but this solution brings a new question. If we look at this God bloke in a metaphysical way, we can ask the question: ‘where does he come from’ and if you know his origin then you can ask the same about that origin. Also science has many of these metaphysical problems, like the beginning of the universe or the size of the universe, they also have theories but they’re still critical about these theories, you should be more critical about your belief too because now you look like a naive and narrowminded (not going to use a swearword, fill in yourself).

    If you want to give critique at everything not corresponding to your belief then other people may critique your belief so this was my opinion and critique about everything. And I’ve got spore and even wrote a review about it, score: 92%, it’s in Dutch so you won’t understand it because you’re some american republican fundie (stereotype) it’s an excellent game and only meant for diversion, not to offend fundies like you.

    Get over it, this is something you can’t win!

  122. Sorry...on 19 Sep 2008 at 5:24 pm 122

    Jack Thompson has been banned from law for 2 years after he failed to take down GTA,I hope thats a blow to your campaign oh by the way..are you agains’t gays?Seriously?Somthing tells me your a 14 year old idiot after attention.Or hitler mark 2

  123. GODon 20 Sep 2008 at 12:28 pm 123

    Jack Thompson sux and u sux too my son! delete this website and kill yourself!

  124. Midianon 06 Oct 2008 at 1:17 am 124

    Go ahead and keep it out if you can, though you will never be able to. Even if you did, there’s always


  125. Anonon 14 Oct 2008 at 8:22 pm 125

    this is just plain stupid. you are all idiots. ITS A GAME, meant for entertainment not to teach your kids or whoever is playing it.

  126. pijalon 25 Nov 2008 at 2:17 am 126

    LIES.. everybody can lies

  127. Adamon 19 Dec 2008 at 11:15 am 127

    This is just a game and nothing much more. Sometimes i really think how stupid we people really are that we take games so seriously.

  128. sethesmaneon 06 Oct 2009 at 10:27 pm 128

    your crazy, but hey, you have a right to be, and if you wana be go ahead. but contacting ole’ jacky is about the WORST thing you can do. that guy is so insane to call him insane is an insult to people who are insane, it will seriously, SERIOUSLY, hinder your own progress. not help you.

  129. you suck DICKon 17 Feb 2011 at 12:49 pm 129

    You crazy son of a bitch if i knew where you lived youd be on ur way to hell right now

  130. Colinon 19 Jun 2020 at 8:08 pm 130

    Congrats on one of the funniest website trolls in my digital travels, hilarious shit lmao