Sep 09 2008

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Not for children

Posted at 9:19 am under Uncategorized

How is this appropriate?

How can EA allow this in a game?  This is not funny, this is not cute.  Completely unacceptable.

368 responses so far

368 Responses to “Not for children”

  1. Steveon 09 Sep 2008 at 10:36 pm 1

    In the game you can design a creature, the fact that someone has designed a creature that looks like it has a penis doesn’t make the game bad. In the same way that using a paper and pencil to draw a creature with a penis makes paper and pencils unacceptable for children. You can’t blame the tool that someone uses, your issue is with the creator of the creature in question.

    Seriously the idea behind your site is a bit mislead and makes your posts are making you look quite stupid.

  2. wahahahaon 09 Sep 2008 at 10:51 pm 2

    lol, you gotta be kidding 🙂

    let’s ban lego!!! YOU CAN MAKE PENISES WITH LEGO!!!

  3. adminon 09 Sep 2008 at 11:20 pm 3

    Steve, yes people can create bad things, but the bad things people create are populated throughout the game and downloaded onto other computers. Will Wright could have created technology to block such things but clearly he has not.

    and to wahahahah: part of the brilliant design of Lego is that the shapes of the pieces prevent children from creating anything sinful.

  4. davidon 10 Sep 2008 at 2:19 am 4


  5. penton 10 Sep 2008 at 2:22 am 5

    legos aren’t sinful, my friend you clearly dont know the right people

  6. TheBibleisBullshiton 10 Sep 2008 at 2:24 am 6

    We really need to Ban the Internet, i mean look att all these sinful homepages.
    And while were at it why not ban all papers since there’s alot of sinful stuff on those to.
    And why not ban all TV shows since there’s alot of sinful stuff going on there to.

    You Bible nuts just make me laugh…..
    Take away the Bible and you got nothing..

  7. Jasonon 10 Sep 2008 at 2:24 am 7

    The funny part about your theory about how it will be uploaded is that only approved works will populate other worlds. Before you go crazy with this campaign of misinformaton, please do some research first. Can I also point out that this game is fictional, no humans, no earth, pure fiction.

  8. David Grayon 10 Sep 2008 at 2:25 am 8

    Hey admin,

    you are not very well informed because the SPORE TEAM did in fact build in the ability to BLOCK ALL USER CONTENT or to BAN CERTAIN USERS CONTENT. You should really read up more on your facts before you go around misinforming people.

  9. elvedranoon 10 Sep 2008 at 2:27 am 9

    O RLY? – lego porn :p

  10. jasonon 10 Sep 2008 at 2:29 am 10

    @Admin: ummmm you can make guns with lego and guns are used for murder. why do you think you can force others who have different beliefs to change their point of view, not everyone is religious you know.

  11. Some Moronon 10 Sep 2008 at 2:30 am 11

    You can’t make penis’s with legos? Try googling “Lego Penis” and just see how many examples you get.

    And regardless, the shapes of lego pieces prevent children from creating anything sinful? Seems to me that you could take some basic pieces (or even Duplo blocks) and make an upside-down cross without much effort at all. And think of all of the possibilities that something like Play-doh creates…

    To be on the safe side, we should probably just ban every toy that you can create things with. It’s safer to stifle a child’s creativity to “protect them” from things that some random idiot creates.

  12. Zeroon 10 Sep 2008 at 2:30 am 12

    “and to wahahahah: part of the brilliant design of Lego is that the shapes of the pieces prevent children from creating anything sinful.”

    What are you talking about? You can make anything ‘sinful’ with legos. You’ve obviously never played with legos if you didn’t realize that you can make anything possible with them. There are life sized replicas of people made entirely out of legos, and are very accurate.

    For example:
    You’re telling me that people can make that, but they can’t make a penis out of a bunch of legos? Seriously?

  13. Jakeon 10 Sep 2008 at 2:32 am 13

    Steve is correct. You’re offended by the creator of the creature. However, you’re putting the blame on EA/Will Wright/the game. And, wahahaha is correct: you can make a penis out of legos. You just need enough pieces. I’m sure if you Google “lego penis”, you will find a great example.

  14. Sporelover83on 10 Sep 2008 at 2:33 am 14

    The irony of the spore ads on the side panel cannot be ignored any longer.

  15. davidon 10 Sep 2008 at 2:33 am 15


    “Will Wright could have created technology to block such things but clearly he has not.”

    yeah, that’s in there dude.

  16. Orangeon 10 Sep 2008 at 2:34 am 16

    Your issue is still with the original creator of the questionable “creature.”

    And yes, he could have excluded some ‘features’ from the game, but last I recall, we do live in a self-proclaimed free society where one is allowed to express their thoughts without censure.

    If you dislike the game, you are certainly free to express your thoughts as such… and as a parent, you definitely have the right to keep what you’d consider questionable materials away from your children.

    But, on the flip side of that same coin, we also have the right to think that you’re extremely narrow-minded on the subject.

    That you’re drawing negative sentiment also means that we do not appreciate your attempt at censure. I agree that the ESRA rating may have been in error considering some of the possible contents, but that has little to do with the game or its creator.

  17. nopeon 10 Sep 2008 at 2:34 am 17

    With a lot of lego you could create a gigantic penis which would have a lot of detail.

  18. Sarahon 10 Sep 2008 at 2:34 am 18

    As a rebuff, I’d like to note that there are measures in place to prevent children from seeing any naughty creations. Quoting from the Wiki article:

    ‘There will be a parental control toggle which allows the player to restrict what downloadable content will be allowed; choices include: “no user generated content”, “official Maxis-approved content”, “downloadable friend content” (named “buddy” in the final game), and “all user-created content”. Players can also ban any creature in-game, at any time, and Maxis monitors creatures with notable numbers of player bans.’

    So all that talk of how evil Will Wright is for not “creating technology” is just a show of poor research. If anything naughty reaches kids in Spore, it’s the fault of the parents for not using the tools provided to them by the game’s creators. Or even (gasp!) for buying them a game like this in the first place.

  19. Seriouslyon 10 Sep 2008 at 2:35 am 19

    Actually they do go through and remove those kinds of aliens before they make it into the general database. That was made common knowledge when the creature creator came out months ago. Well before the game Launched.

  20. Willon 10 Sep 2008 at 2:35 am 20

    Lmao my penis is “sinful”.

    This is site is obviously a joke. Even the most hardcore fundamentalist would laugh at some of the things written. This “admin” fellow just wants a rise out of people.

  21. Carloson 10 Sep 2008 at 2:35 am 21

    Yeah, about that Lego thing….

  22. Cess007on 10 Sep 2008 at 2:35 am 22

    Admin, are you aware that you can create ANYTHING with lego? Bad and good things! You can create a gun, a shotgun, even a knife (as example of bad things); you didn’t think you can create a penis with them? Come on!

  23. Deson 10 Sep 2008 at 2:37 am 23

    Then perhaps you should be cracking down on other tools used for the creation of perversion such as pens, pencils, clay, and crayons!

  24. derek johnsonon 10 Sep 2008 at 2:39 am 24

    this is the main reason im gonna buy this game…
    so hot

  25. Guyon 10 Sep 2008 at 2:42 am 25

    Admin, You fail to see how hard it would be to program something to block out certain shapes. There are an almost endless way to combine the things. You would have to go through and imagine/create every single combination and set up code to stop that from happening. It isn’t very easy at all.

    Also, it is not the fault of the creator that people misuse his program. He created it to be a fun game, that you can have endless fun with.

  26. Nickon 10 Sep 2008 at 2:42 am 26

    Ha ha ha. That’s hilarious, where can I buy this game?

  27. Bobon 10 Sep 2008 at 2:46 am 27

    Really? Of all the worthwhile causes to devote your time to, fighting hunger, disease, crime… choose spore…. How do you take yourself seriously? It’s time to get off your highhorse on worthless issues and go out and actually help the world… by shutting up

  28. right..on 10 Sep 2008 at 2:48 am 28

    I’m pretty sure you can make dicks out of lego bricks too.

  29. John Doeon 10 Sep 2008 at 2:48 am 29

    The game allows the player to ban any content they believe to be inappropriate. The main content base is also checked for inappropriate data and users can flag this content resulting in its removal. The spore team has done everything possible to protect users from this content, and still allow for users to fully express there creativity.

  30. Johnon 10 Sep 2008 at 2:49 am 30

    The things people create are not populated throughout your game unless you specifically set it to do that in the options. By default, it only shows you content created by yourself and by Maxis. It is for this reason that the ESRB rated this game ‘E’ with a specific clause that ONLINE INTERACTION is not and cannot be rated by the ESRB. They rate what comes in the box, not what can be added to the game through an internet connection because there is no way to anticipate what that might be. A good parent concerned for their child’s exposure to various types of media would make sure to be knowledgeable of these things, and to moderate the parental controls on games such as this.

    Another thing… Spore can be as much about intelligent design as it can be about evolution. In fact, it’s more about intelligent design than it is evolution, as you the player control every aspect of the creatures ‘evolution’. You are the intelligent designer. If you have any problem with the high concept of the game it should be that Wil Wright is allowing people to ‘play God’.

  31. CodeMonkeyon 10 Sep 2008 at 2:49 am 31

    Further proof you haven’t played the game, you can block said creations. Way to go, another uninformed idiot on the internet ranting and raving about things he knows nothing about.

  32. greenbaxon 10 Sep 2008 at 2:51 am 32

    First of all, Steve and wahahaha are 100% right. Just like guns dont kill people- people kill people. Its a simple premise which you have no logical argument. Yes, they can alter the program to stop such creations- but then you infringe on the freedom to create anything you want.

    FYI- your site can be accessed by ANYONE- kids too! Do you realize you are posting these so called “disgusting” videos for EVERYONE to see? Maybe you should age-gate your site like the responsible member of the community you claim to be!!!

    By the way, how the heck do you think legos are made so no one can make anything “sinful”?? YES you can create a penis shape with legos. Hell they make statues of legos!

    Do us all a favor and buy a ticket to lego land.

  33. Godon 10 Sep 2008 at 2:51 am 33

    Get a life my child.

  34. Ryanon 10 Sep 2008 at 2:52 am 34

    I’d have to agree wholeheartedly with Steve on this one ‘admin’. His logic is sound and you can’t argue the facts. Truth is that the medium that was created here was designed for the most flexibility in design as possible. You assume that the design team could have created technology to sensor the creations but unfortunately there is no backing for that assumption. In fact, I could see that as being extremely difficult. On top of which, the Spore website where the creatures can be uploaded and shared is monitored for racist/sexual creations and are taken down. Repeat offenders have their accounts banned.
    Basically. Do some reading before making overly harsh accusations.

  35. Quaddlquapon 10 Sep 2008 at 2:53 am 35

    EA cannot be held responsible for what users (human beings like you and me) create with the tools (the game) they give you.

    Neither can you forbid production of pens because some people draw genitalia with them and they failed to introduce a mechanism that prevents such a thing.

  36. Heath Ledgeron 10 Sep 2008 at 2:53 am 36

    Personally, I believe that GOD himself would not amused. I pray TEN times everyday and when i’m NOT praying i’m talking to pastor on his views of whether Jesus was Jewish or American.

    This, SPORE, you speak of is an ABOMINATION of all that religion stands for. as a personal advocate of our dead overlord, I think we should march to EA with signs and other things. I know this AMAZING lawyer by the name of Jack Thompson that can totally help us out on our case for RELIGIOUS JUSTICE.


  37. Lewison 10 Sep 2008 at 2:53 am 37

    how is a penis sinful? without a penis we could not create life, which if i am correct you seem to be an advocate for. shall we just not do anything ever? maybe we could all sit in a dark room and do nothing until the second coming? besides i would rather go to hell given the choice, from what i can see, thats where all the cool people will be, gonna be one helluva party.

  38. Reverendtikion 10 Sep 2008 at 2:53 am 38

    Will Wright created the game so the gamer could have complete control over everything, just like god would be able to do. And i do believe people have made many sinful things with legos

  39. Non-Cross loveron 10 Sep 2008 at 2:54 am 39

    You guys crack me up saying that this is all EA’s fault that this game has this in it.
    Let’s take a step back and think about this….
    Imagine if you gave your kid lego’s to build something and they build a naked female…. do you blame the legos company, the mind of the child or the parents???
    For those of you who do not want to claim any responsibility, it’s your fault, not the company that created the game….
    Let’s take Play-Dough, since that is a more realistic comparison. You can make the exact same things in Spore as you can with Play-Dough, why are you not upset with the creators of Play-Dough??
    Spore gives you a ball of clay and allows you to mold it into anything you want, then it animates it for you via math and complex calculation……
    You have no right to sit here and complaign about EA and Spore for creating digital play-dough, perhaps, if you want to keep your children so sheltered, you should talk to them more instead of blaming someone else for giving them the tools to let their imaginations flow digitally.

  40. Non-Cross loveron 10 Sep 2008 at 2:59 am 40

    as for Lego’s preventing you from building things “sinful”, have you seen logo-land? with enough work, you can build anything with legos
    even without trying you can build stuff, here are a few examples…
    and here is Lego-land…. tell me this could not be changed to something… as you say “sinful”

    bottom line is that you can _not_ blame the companies that make the toys for what people make with them…..

  41. traceron 10 Sep 2008 at 2:59 am 41

    nasty drawings drawn with pencil and paper also can be mailed to people’s house. nasty phone call can be made to anyone.

  42. Lewison 10 Sep 2008 at 2:59 am 42

    Can’t you copy a picture of a penis with a photocopier and post it to someone? Can we ban paper, pencils, photocopiers and the postal system? Can we ban the Bible? It’s quite violent and has caused more deaths than thia game ever will.

    I sereously think you are not too bright.

  43. Ethanon 10 Sep 2008 at 3:01 am 43

    Okay then, Play doh. Lets rate playdoh “M” for mature.

    And mud. Lets rate that M just to be safe.

    But to be completely serious, I hope you’re aware that EA filters through the monsters and makes sure none of the inappropriate creatures are available online. So children are (theoretically) safe from everything except their own imagination. If there are any inappropriate creatures online at the moment, it’s simply because the game had just become available. I’d give it a week or so before the servers are completely clean.

  44. LOLon 10 Sep 2008 at 3:01 am 44

    What about Play-DOH ?!?!?! are you going to make a website about that too ??

  45. Craigon 10 Sep 2008 at 3:02 am 45

    Why is making a penis in spore a bad thing?
    If you believe in God, then surely you believe he made creatures, and just think of how many creatures in the world have a penis. That surely makes God as evil as EA.

  46. Steveon 10 Sep 2008 at 3:02 am 46

    “Will Wright could have created technology to block such things but clearly he has not.”
    Yes he has. Before you can use a creature someone else has made you have to manually download it from Spore-o-pedia, which is a monitored collection of spore creatures with dedicated moderators that will delete inappropriate material and ban those users that make it.

  47. Xbudzon 10 Sep 2008 at 3:03 am 47

    Uh, there’s options in Spore to only download from your friends.

    If you CHOOSE to allow random Internet creatures into your universe, then I guess that makes you a bad person?

    This site is pathetic.

  48. WGSXFrankon 10 Sep 2008 at 3:04 am 48


    First off, things which are found to be “adult” in the spore player creature catalog are deleted. Do not try and say they aren’t because they are and there is much proof out there to show it. The vast majority of these videos are made by people who have either created the creature themselves or are spreading them just because they think it’s funny.

    Secondly, there are legos which are square, round, cylnder shaped and triangular. Believe me, “sinful” things can most certainly be made with them.

  49. Linkin park fanon 10 Sep 2008 at 3:06 am 49

    Then simply don’t DL the content, don’t want a penis animal running around your world? just delet it.

  50. ohai.on 10 Sep 2008 at 3:06 am 50

    I accidentally a penis. Is this dangerous?

  51. Not a moronon 10 Sep 2008 at 3:06 am 51

    First off, I’d like to say that you’re a complete and utter fool, and that creationism is naught but a horribly flawed lie. Evolution is fact. It may be a theory, but it is a scientific theory. It’s 99% proven.
    Anyway, in response to this particular post, there is a filter that disallows creatures like this from being downloaded in the game. The only way your horribly raised children will see this completely non-offensive creature is if they make it themselves.
    You, sir, are a prime example of what’s wrong with the world today.

  52. WGSXFrankon 10 Sep 2008 at 3:07 am 52

    Oh BTW: It’s really funny how you say you’re willing to debate, yet I just typed out a long well written comment on one of your newer topics.. and it won’t show. Did you disable comments on newer posts? Or are you going to filter out comments that bring good debate? Either way, that just shows how much you are NOT willing to debate about it.

  53. ..on 10 Sep 2008 at 3:07 am 53

    “and to wahahahah: part of the brilliant design of Lego is that the shapes of the pieces prevent children from creating anything sinful.”

    Oh really? I’m pretty sure I could make an upside-down cross out of Lego.

  54. Matton 10 Sep 2008 at 3:08 am 54

    Dammit, you must be a moron.

    What you’ve done is go through YouTube and find obscene creations that some kid has made out of sheer boredom and in a vain and rather pathetic attempt to get your point across.

    You’re taking something innocent and making it out to be this massive work of sin, when in fact, it’s just a video game. You’re pretty much the creationist’s Jack Thompson, blindly accusing EA of publishing bigoted titles and slating your beloved Creationism at every turn. I’ve played Spore for the best part of two months on the pre-release demo and not once have I been compelled to create something that even remotely resembles male or female genitalia.

    Not only that, but saying that the game is not fit for children is just ludicrous. I certainly don’t think that if I were back to my nine year old self and playing Spore I’d be creating penis monsters as soon as I loaded up the game. I don’t think it’s the game you should be slating, more so the people who upload this content onto the Internet for all to see. You don’t take the inventor of the video-camera head on just because someone’s filmed a pornographic movie, do you? No. You take on the producer of said movie. Just because Spore has the capability for creating such things does not mean that they’re solely responsible for other people’s filth.

    “I think our bigger fear was that we didn’t want to offend any religious people; but looking at the discussion that unfolded from this thing, what we had was a good, sizeable group of players that we might call militant atheists, and the rest of the players seemed very tolerant, including all of the religious players.”

    Will Right.

  55. bob doleon 10 Sep 2008 at 3:10 am 55

    I fucking love gay sex. It liberates me.

  56. ROFLon 10 Sep 2008 at 3:11 am 56

    religion & blind faith

    “This sort of behavior is left to the psychotic, dogmatic, fundamentalist believers you see on T.V. everyday letting off bombs and killing people in the name of God. Beliefs are dangerous. Beliefs allow the mind to stop functioning. A non-functioning mind is clinically dead. Believe in nothing.” -MJK

    as for spore…..there is no way your going to succeed in bringing this amazing game off the shelves. Making games is an art form now tell me you want to change the constitution in order to make everyone else follow your beliefs….good luck in other countries, we don’t need you here.

  57. Epixon 10 Sep 2008 at 3:13 am 57

    Spore is designed to filter out offensive creatures from being downloaded, I’ve been playing it the last few days and I have yet to see anything remotely offensive. This website is pointless, there is a system in place to prevent this and thus far it has worked fairly well. Then I read what you had to say about Will Wright and.. could you be a bigger bigot? Seriously? Will Wright is a bad person because he lets people do as they wish with his game?

  58. Matton 10 Sep 2008 at 3:13 am 58

    Since the game provides the tools to create anything you want (especially sinful things) then it is inherently flawed.

    It goes against any religion who knows that people don’t have free-will and should be guarded from everything that may be even close to sin.

  59. WTHon 10 Sep 2008 at 3:14 am 59

    To complain about this game you must have some serious issues…. Seriously, it’s 2008…not 1814.

  60. Trollon 10 Sep 2008 at 3:14 am 60

    You realize how ignorant this entire website is right?

    You come out and say you are a homophobe, and then you pretty much claim that people who believe in evolution are not only wrong, but incompetent assholes.

    I’m a christian, I’m an evangelist, I work for a church and lead people to christ on a daily basis, and I have not found anything more insulting than this website in many a day.

    This game also offers a system of creatiolutionism? Bet you didn’t bother to find that out eh?

    You, my friend, are the reason the entire world hates us(Christians)

  61. Andrewon 10 Sep 2008 at 3:15 am 61

    you can make sinful things (according to you) with legos….. guns, fighter ships, two lego characters having sex.

    seriously. looking at this is like seeing a dog with a boner. is that sinful?

    adam and eve were naked in the garden of eden. after they ate the fruit from the forbidden tree they realized they were naked. but what did god ask them? why are you ashamed?

    is it really a sin to be naked, or are we just ashamed of what we have done?

    think about it

  62. WGSXFrankon 10 Sep 2008 at 3:15 am 62

    Funny after I posted my about comment, my comments begun to show… Ha!

    However, seeing “Your comment is awaiting moderation.” above every new post is still suspicious.

  63. Lillithon 10 Sep 2008 at 3:16 am 63

    Dear admin,

    these contents cannot actually be downloaded into the game. The Sporepedia has a system to not let this kind of content into the actual game on people’s computers. Users creating such creatures and uploading them will have their accounts blocked. Please get your details straight before you start setting up an entire website revolving around this ridculous “scandal.” The youtube videos are not what is actually in the game.

  64. lolwuton 10 Sep 2008 at 3:16 am 64

    Hurry guys, let’s start a petition to ban everything from the planet!

    Also, @admin, they do everything they can to block such creations from distribution.

  65. Solon 10 Sep 2008 at 3:17 am 65

    this isnt funny? what are u on? THIS IS HILARIOUS!

  66. jimcricketon 10 Sep 2008 at 3:18 am 66

    “part of the brilliant design of Lego is that the shapes of the pieces prevent children from creating anything sinful.”


  67. Sinful?on 10 Sep 2008 at 3:20 am 67

    Sinful? A penis is sinful? Buddy, if it wasn’t for a penis, you wouldn’t exist, so you know..theres a hole in your argument right there…

    Speaking of holes…..

  68. Hilarious.on 10 Sep 2008 at 3:21 am 68

    One day you’re going to wake up, and realize you wasted your entire life believing in a fairy tale.

  69. Donjohnnion 10 Sep 2008 at 3:21 am 69

    Haha that’s hilarious! Will definitely buy this game after seeing that 🙂

    It’s only a game, no need to get so worked up about it.

  70. Darwinon 10 Sep 2008 at 3:21 am 70


    I wonder if you can make some wierd tentacled hentai monster and a Japanese school girl?

  71. Johnon 10 Sep 2008 at 3:22 am 71

    Admin, I’m still not sure if this whole site is a big joke or if you are, in fact, serious. Assuming it is and your complaints are honest, follow the links below to learn more about how Spore handles user-created content.

    I’ll highlight the most important bit:
    “Of course, if you don’t want to be inundated with content from strangers, Spore will give you the ability to block out content from other users. You’ll also be able to leave comments and ratings on others’ creations, as well as “ban” content from any individual you may find distasteful. Shaw says that Maxis will eventually ban some users outright if enough people find their uploads objectionable. ”

    Also, I’d like to know what’s your reasoning behind this claim: “This entire game is propaganda aimed directly at our children to teach them evolution instead of creationism, or “intelligent design” if you go for stupid PC terms.”

    If anything, Spore puts you in a position of God-like authority and it is your choices, not any form of Darwinian evolution, that alter the creature’s attributes, shape, behavior, etc.

  72. Joelon 10 Sep 2008 at 3:22 am 72

    You do understand that from the beginning of this games production a tool to block certain content is available to everyone that plays. So i insist before creating an entire website of ignorance you do your research. There are far worse things in this world you can crusade against other than a video game.

  73. Hey adminon 10 Sep 2008 at 3:23 am 73

    Hey Admin, Wake up, they did and have created software to ban such things including the people who make it. Do your research before you rant

  74. Mahckson 10 Sep 2008 at 3:23 am 74

    “part of the brilliant design of Lego is that the shapes of the pieces prevent children from creating anything sinful.”

    You must be new to the internet. I hope you brought a towel.

  75. lumpion 10 Sep 2008 at 3:23 am 75

    The Play-DOH argument isn’t that bad.

    Another example: Cameras are used to shoot pornography which then is posted on the internet. Do you want to ban cameras?

  76. Jumpmanon 10 Sep 2008 at 3:24 am 76

    Correct me if i’m wrong but i’ve read on multiple occasions that the game contains a filter functions for for explicit creations so people that enjoy that sort of humor can enjoy their creations while others can play in a land free of penis monsters.

    Give people a tool for creation and they will use it in a variety of ways. Wether it’s a game, technology or a more traditional method, there will always be people that wish to use it for more explicit purposes. If thats not your thing then just ignore it (or rather use the filters to make the game ignore it), like you would with paintings, art, drawings, TV, movies and any other form of expression.

    @Admin Just because lego is blocky it doesn’t mean it cant be used for explicit purposes. Believe me, if there’s a way, there’s at least ten people trying to do it.

  77. Joshuaon 10 Sep 2008 at 3:25 am 77

    Taking the game online is an option, not a requirement. Online content is not rated (it states that). It is up to your discretion as a parent whether to let your child get online with this game. Instead of making a blog about a harmless game why don’t you pay more attention to what options you have as a parent to protect your son from harmful content.

  78. busboy33on 10 Sep 2008 at 3:25 am 78

    I guess God didn’t give you too flexible a sense of humor, because thats pretty darn funny to me. Is it sophmoric, juvenile, embarassing humor? yes. But its still funny. Sorry its not up to your standards.
    If it makes you feel better, I didn’t think Seinfeld was funny, so I suppose its possible for normal people to disagree on what constitutes humor.

  79. Anonymouson 10 Sep 2008 at 3:27 am 79

    admin: anything pornographic IS blocked from sporepedia, he can’t tell youtube to delete videos.

  80. Codyon 10 Sep 2008 at 3:27 am 80

    Admin, if you had done any research at all, you would have discovered that EA does actively review their creature database for offensive creatures and removes them. That way, the game continues to be G-rated.

    The fact that you spent the time to build a creature with a big penis to make a point does not change this reality.

  81. Arronon 10 Sep 2008 at 3:29 am 81

    Whoever created this site needs to realize that without a penis he wouldn’t be here. Grow up. Seriously.

  82. Mark Pruitton 10 Sep 2008 at 3:31 am 82

    “part of the brilliant design of Lego is that the shapes of the pieces prevent children from creating anything sinful.”

    Given enough LEGO™ pieces it is possible to create a realistic representation of a penis, vagina, or practically anything else.

  83. Anonon 10 Sep 2008 at 3:32 am 83

    This whole Website is a joke…how can you go about smothering other people’s creations and think its right? So what if you can make a penis monster…that alone is funny enough. Like Steve said, “you can’t blame the TOOL”…well, I guess that goes for everybody at this website and their ignorance too.

  84. Sheepon 10 Sep 2008 at 3:32 am 84

    Actually Spore does block this kind of stuff.
    Do a little research, it’s been been mentioned in interviews following this issue.

  85. lol alsoon 10 Sep 2008 at 3:32 am 85

    you have to be kidding… another uneducated godmonger trying to push their nonsensical beliefs on others. you know what’s bad for children? religion. the spanish inquisition or salem witch trials come to mind…

  86. WillyCon 10 Sep 2008 at 3:33 am 86

    “Will Wright could have created technology to block such things”

    That is not as simple as it might seem to people who is not in the game making business. The concept of the creature creator is to be able to design whatever creature you want. Censoring it would mean a program that is able to scan the user model, detecting the crotch, and preventing any limbs or lumps to be created. Not only is this difficult considering the wide variety of creature combinations, but this would also remove the possibility of the user to be fully creative- what if I wanted to place a third leg sticking out of the crotch, or a tail?

    The creature creator is a brilliant and illuminating idea. I applaud anything that helps kids to be creative, and anything keeping young kids away from violent games. It’s their choice to add penises, whats so wrong about that anyway? Half the people alive are born with them.

    “(spore porn is) populated throughout the game and downloaded onto other computers”
    The game doesn’t force you to download spore porn. You have to actively search their database, which I believe they even sensor now. The only spore porn available is the stuff on youtube, and frankly and that thing is hilarious!

  87. appieon 10 Sep 2008 at 3:36 am 87

    Everything is possible today 😉

  88. Xeroon 10 Sep 2008 at 3:38 am 88

    What a whack-a-doodle. You’re kids going to see plenty of schlongs throughout his life. It’s YOUR job as a parent to make sure he doesn’t see them until the right age. Take an active interest in your kids life and play the game with him, that way you can be sure he isnt seeing and/or doing anything inappropriate.

  89. LOLOLon 10 Sep 2008 at 3:38 am 89

    You creationists are BORESSS how funny is that?!

  90. ROFLon 10 Sep 2008 at 3:39 am 90

    Thats some funny ass shit! Your website entertains us, good job and mission accomplished.

  91. DWreckon 10 Sep 2008 at 3:39 am 91

    I made a lego Auschwitz once, and a brothel where my action figures could pay money for sex with disease ridden barbie and skipper!

  92. Killian Kalthorneon 10 Sep 2008 at 3:39 am 92

    I found that vid hilarious.

  93. steve#2on 10 Sep 2008 at 3:39 am 93

    admin, actually there is the ability to block that kind of content, should you find one of those creatures in your game you can either ban the creature or ban everything made by that person from your game.

  94. Jameson 10 Sep 2008 at 3:41 am 94

    “Will Wright could have created technology to block such things but clearly he has not.”

    Wrong, he has, they have systems checking, meaning you can get a peice of content that float around for 2 days that is “wrong” But really, OMFG IT HAS A PENIS THAT MEANS EVERYTHING WITH A PENIS IS LAME! I have a few words to you sir, Go fuck your self, you self beliving un educated fuck tard.

  95. Wowon 10 Sep 2008 at 3:43 am 95

    You did not just say you can’t build anything sinful (which by sinful I’m assuming anything phallic, demonic, or sex-related) with Legos, it’s relatively easy…Also, today’s Legos have evolved way beyond a brick shape.

  96. LOLZon 10 Sep 2008 at 3:43 am 96

    really you are going after a game that lets you make whatever you want? The ESRB can’t grantee a games rating once you take it online. People are allowed to create whatever they want. You can choose to play the game in a closed universe. I don’t you can actually say very much about the game other than what you have read/seen off the internet mind you. I suspect that you are not doing to buy this game. So I ask you what gives you the right to hold a protest about it. It is not as if you are accomplishing something new. People attempt to boycot/ban video games all the time.

    I work in a gamestop and we sold out of Spore the very first day it came out. All i can wonder is that you are just some huffy religious person that would rather stick their head in the sand than have live with allowing people to make their own informed decisions.

    good luck with your fail =]

  97. Davidon 10 Sep 2008 at 3:43 am 97

    After you are finished with your anti-spore crusade maybe you should make an effort to ban books? With all those man made sinful pieces of literature out there I’m surprised you haven’t taken on the Library of Congress yet.

  98. anthonyon 10 Sep 2008 at 3:44 am 98

    it’s a penis
    cover your eyes.

  99. Jameson 10 Sep 2008 at 3:45 am 99

    About the sinless lego.

    I could definitely create a sinful scene with but a bucket of the plastic blocks.

  100. Ledniron 10 Sep 2008 at 3:45 am 100

    These things were made using the creature creator and filmed. As you can see, it’s not ingame footage. Creatures like this will be vetted and not end up ingame.

  101. Sirrushon 10 Sep 2008 at 3:46 am 101

    Admin: Sporepedia is actively monitored by EA/Maxis, these things are removed ASAP, Get facts straight, kthx

  102. The-Devilon 10 Sep 2008 at 3:47 am 102

    OMG THIS IS THE DEVIL!!! PEOPLE CREATE PENIS MONSTERS IN A GAME AND WE’RE ALL GOING TO HELLLLL!!! Get over yourself, seriously, The people at EA did not have “Demon-Aliens with Penises” in mind when making the game, the end user, the so called “Evolutionists” are the ones that created it.

    Also, this game does have “Evolutionary-Aspects” but, if you will see they are controlled BY YOU, YOU can give the beings a religion, ie, Christianity, or not, but, the point being, it’s to show that Evolution AND Intelligent-Design can co-exist.. Making you THAT MUCH MORE RETARDED.

    Protest something that really matters, like Satanic Music, Scientology, or War, etc., not some game.

  103. Kjelleon 10 Sep 2008 at 3:49 am 103

    Haha, that creature is sure funny. Anyone know who made that creature? I want it in my spore.

  104. openmindedon 10 Sep 2008 at 3:50 am 104

    i seriously dont understand the point of your site at all ..from the looks of it you basically want to block out anything that disagrees with your idealism in order to live a happy ignorant life

  105. LOLOLon 10 Sep 2008 at 3:51 am 105


    And you can make it so your world is populated by creatures that only YOU have made. If your child is creating creatures like that and destroying their own morals, Please hit them hard before you complain on the internet about it.

  106. Mikeon 10 Sep 2008 at 3:51 am 106

    First, this is absolutely hilarious. Second, there is a button in the game that allows you to block user created content. If parents are so concerned with their children playing this game, all they have to do is click the button. Odds are though, that parents just buy the game and let their kids go to town. If you want to fight something, fight the parents for not giving a crap about their kids.

  107. meon 10 Sep 2008 at 3:51 am 107

    Steve is right.

  108. Minnaowon 10 Sep 2008 at 3:53 am 108

    Actually, that is pretty funny. I’m sure your children would think it’s funny too. Chill out, please.

  109. Larryon 10 Sep 2008 at 3:56 am 109

    actually admin, there’s a ban button in the game to ban content that’s offensive, mainly because different people have different views on whats offensive. Like for example, I find your attack on people believing in evolution to be offensive.
    In the game, you can choose to take on a religious role. Evolutionists and Athiests find that offensive. Athiests have even gone as far as try to fight will wright on the inclusion of religion in the game. The answer for them is to not choose to take on the religious role in the game. there’s also economist and military to choose from. Lots of choice for everybody so that everybody will be happy in some form or another.
    Oh, another point to make is that you can make it so the game ONLY adds in content from your friends list and the Maxis devs list. so you can control every aspect of the game, keeping out anything you may find offensive.

  110. lego penison 10 Sep 2008 at 3:56 am 110

    You can easily make “sinful” things out of lego. I’m going to make a lego penis right now to post on this website.

    Your argument is invalid. Spore creations that violate the software’s Terms of use (i.e. Spore penis monsters) get deleted from spore online by admins.

    There is a system in place to prevent people from sharing their porn monsters.

  111. Sebastianon 10 Sep 2008 at 3:56 am 111

    When I was 10 years old I made a penis space ship out of Legos. YOU BETTER BAN THEM TOO. Get over yourself, penises exist and there isn’t anything wrong with them. The whole “THINK OF THE CHILDREN” idea is completely retarded and worn out. Welcome to the real world, try to censor it.

  112. Anonon 10 Sep 2008 at 3:56 am 112

    EA has stated that any users creating unsuitable creatures wil be cut off from sores on-line service. But even if you do run into such creatures there are methods of manually blocking them.

    If you do encounter one in-game you can manually block it from the options menu

  113. Whoa...on 10 Sep 2008 at 3:58 am 113

    I’m pretty sure all these games have a warning saying “Online content not rated”… If you don’t want to look at dicks just don’t go online.

  114. meon 10 Sep 2008 at 3:58 am 114

    that was so funny 9/10

  115. lukeon 10 Sep 2008 at 3:58 am 115

    so any game that anyone can make anything they want should be banned?

  116. Davidon 10 Sep 2008 at 3:59 am 116

    There’s a feature in the game to turn off downloadible content. You can make it so that no creatures from other computers show up in yours.

    Also, the game not only has a “10 and up” rating, but I believe was mostly designed for adults to have fun and play around with. Video games aren’t just for children, you know. The average age of the video gamer has slowly climbed over the last decade, I believe it now stands at something like 25.

  117. AmusedPaganon 10 Sep 2008 at 4:00 am 117

    Look, anyone who has issues with this game has no inner child, and I pity them. EA is not “attacking” Christians or your values. It’s merely a video game. Everyone has the right to entertain themselves, and if I want to buy an “inappropriate” game and play it, that’s my own damned business. And it isn’t your place to tell me or anyone else otherwise. Look, I’m sorry if your child may have made a creature in Spore look offensive in some way, but that is your problem, not anyone else’s. So, where do you come off telling people what is and is not right for them or their children? So why don’t you get down off your high-horse and stop telling people what they should believe. If I think my child could play this game with no issues, than I am going to allow my children to play it. And you aren’t going to tell me otherwise. And I’ll be damned if you tell me I’d be a bad parent for doing so. As for the whole “creation v.s. evolution” issue, isn’t it getting old? I certainly don’t care, and I’m more than certain that I’m not the only person who is sleeping well at night not caring about the issue. It doesn’t matter whether or not our universe was created or it evolved. We weren’t there to witness it, so why don’t we just leave it alone? I think we all would be better off without the never-ending debates about everyone’s theories behind the questions that we don’t know the answers to. Believe what you will, but don’t push your beliefs onto others who don’t wanna hear about it. So, why don’t you chill out and lighten up so you can enjoy the things that are meant to be fun. Have you played Spore? I wouldn’t be so quick to judge the game until you’ve played it.

  118. Axlon 10 Sep 2008 at 4:01 am 118

    Will Wright has no control over the technology, just so you’re well aware. He may be the creative mind behind the game, but he has no final decision in what happens as far as the downloads go. That’s EA’s decision. That’s what the users wanted. Again, blame the users. Don’t go around blaming EA and Will Wright for making a game that a small group of sick-minded individuals have warped.

    Also, you can create anything out of Lego. Realize that, given enough pieces, you can make what you see in the video above.

  119. alexon 10 Sep 2008 at 4:02 am 119

    I can think of naked girl too, should we ban my imagination?

  120. Shaneon 10 Sep 2008 at 4:05 am 120

    “Will Wright could have created technology to block such things but clearly he has not.”

    Such technology *is* in the game.

    You can choose to only download creatures from people on your friends list. Upon turning this on, you won’t ever see things like this, unless the people you add create them. And if they do, delete them as a friend, and it’s gone.

    The whole point of the website is quite misleading. These things are not a “part” of the game. They are created by players, and shared. But, as I’ve just stated, are not required to download, or ever needed to be seen to play the game.

  121. Deron 10 Sep 2008 at 4:05 am 121

    actually, you CAN ban any creatures from your game that you so please. why don’t you do your research?

  122. Neutralon 10 Sep 2008 at 4:06 am 122

    Are you kidding? You can’t create anything sinful with LEGOs? I’d really love to know the logic you used to conclude that. Also, you didn’t really contradict Steve’s argument of pencil and paper. Pencil and paper can be used to create “sinful” images, yet you’re not Crusading against them. Why not? Anytime people have tools to create, many different things will be created. The majority of them will be harmless, but some people will always make things such as the Penis creature simply for the entertainment value of it. There is no reason to ban a tool simply because it can create things that offend you personally. Also, please don’t simply reply with “I’ll pray for you tonight” bullshit. I don’t care how much you pray for me, I would much rather hear a valid argument in return.

  123. james castleon 10 Sep 2008 at 4:06 am 123

    Well….it’s kinda funny.

  124. anonymouson 10 Sep 2008 at 4:07 am 124

    “Steve, yes people can create bad things, but the bad things people create are populated throughout the game and downloaded onto other computers. Will Wright could have created technology to block such things but clearly he has not.

    and to wahahahah: part of the brilliant design of Lego is that the shapes of the pieces prevent children from creating anything sinful.”

    The creatures aren’t automatically downloaded into other people’s universes until they have been reviewed by the creators MAXIS. Trust me when I say you’ll never see this in your game unless you CHOOSE to download it or make it yourself.

    And for Will Wright to block this feature would limit the game immenseley to the point of it not being intuitive or fun.

    And lego blocks ARE just like spore. They are not intended to be used to make perverse creations but trust me when I say its just as easy to make a brothel out of legos as it is to place a penis on a creature in Spore.

  125. mitchellon 10 Sep 2008 at 4:08 am 125

    “and to wahahahah: part of the brilliant design of Lego is that the shapes of the pieces prevent children from creating anything sinful.”

    Dude, what planet are you living on? Give me a box of legos and I’ll build you something sinful. You’re missing the point completely. What about all the other forms of expression that this world allows? Are we going to ban them? Are we going to make websites about how sandboxes and play-doh are corrupting our youth? Actually, when you compare those things to something like Spore it really makes sense. Think about it. Spore is a video game. You need a computer ($$$) and the software ($$$). Who is buying this stuff? Is it the 9 year old kid? I doubt it. It’s the parents. Play-doh and sand are so much easier to come by. Snow too. I can draw the devil in my own urine. Isn’t that much worse than a (disturbing and unnatural looking) naked woman in a video game?

    You know what? I’ve just convinced myself that this website has to be a joke, because there is no way any intelligent human being could believe this. I’ll bet you take your kid to violent movies where human heads get blown up, and then you tell him/her about the evils of the naked human body. Oooh. Nudity is evil. Don’t let our kids see any nudity. God forbid.

  126. Stefanon 10 Sep 2008 at 4:11 am 126

    There is a way to be ban in spore. If you do get something like this in your game you can ban the creator and nothing he makes will be put in anyone’s game.

  127. apostro3on 10 Sep 2008 at 4:11 am 127

    Bitter. You obviously have too much time on your hands. Spore is awesome and it’s creator’s are brilliant! Get a life.

  128. Ventuson 10 Sep 2008 at 4:14 am 128

    Ive made a penis out of lego… 😮 and by the way, there is a content blocker on spore, stopping things from being uploaded and downloaded from and to your computer, such as these horrific abominations people are making. Now doesnt that just please everyone? 😉

  129. Wow....on 10 Sep 2008 at 4:15 am 129

    Are you serious!

    More people would rage about him blocking the ability to create dick and tits than they would being able to.

    Seriously man wake up.

  130. Pedroon 10 Sep 2008 at 4:15 am 130

    What is it that makes a part of a human body so wrong? Do you have a problem with hands? Don’t think so.. We all have them right?

    So what is it that makes you think a penis is somehow worse then other bodyparts? Is it harmful? Does it damage you? No!

    Grow up for christ sake.. And it’s really bad for your kids if you raise them without any right information about sexes or sexuality..

  131. Drewon 10 Sep 2008 at 4:15 am 131

    Whoa, that is a sweet penis!

  132. derpon 10 Sep 2008 at 4:15 am 132

    ummm they do delete any creations they find that are inappropriate, so obviously you haven’t done your research

  133. Correctionon 10 Sep 2008 at 4:16 am 133

    Actually, admin, you can “ban” creatures from your spore universe and you can choose not to download anyone else’s creatures. These options protects people from “harmful” creatures. If, instead, you are in fact suggesting that Will Wright could have created technology that would block inappropriate creatures automatically, that would be incredibly complex, if not impossible to program. A computer cannot tell what is obscene, the program would have to be told what was obscene but then if you were trying to tell it that phallic shaped objects were obscene then there would be no antennae or things of the like.

  134. WorseThanNormalon 10 Sep 2008 at 4:16 am 134

    “part of the brilliant design of Lego is that the shapes of the pieces prevent children from creating anything sinful.”

    Oh, man, that’s the funniest thing I ever read.

    Check out the link below. Not trully Lego but close enough.


    I would also encourage you to look the term “shiva lingam” on the internet. Usually these are wood or stone representation of Shiva’s…uh…member. Taking your argument: “but the bad things people create are populated throughout the game and downloaded onto other computers. Will Wright could have created technology to block such things but clearly he has not” things get even more fun.

    So the bad things people create with wood and stone are populated through my real world. Yaweh (I’m assuming that’s your chosen diety, based on the rest of your page), could have created technology to block such things but clearly he has not.

    So why not get pissed at Yaweh for creating stone, wood, steel, bronze, copper, ice, shrubs (cause those could be shaped into something naughty), clay, … um ok I think I made my point.

    Also I think you’re being missleading. There is certainly no tech in the game that can “rate” a particular creature for how “pornografic” it is(I’m not sure how this would be done, when humans don’t even do consistently from day to day), but (and anyone can correct me if I’m wrong) I don’t think content created by other players just “slips” into your game. I think you have to choose to allow. Again, if anyone who has played this game can give specifics on that, please do.

    Oh, by the way. How’s that mole hill coming along?

  135. aton 10 Sep 2008 at 4:17 am 135

    Admin, no, things are “downloaded” *on* to another computer. A person would have to choose to download it. Additionally, being a software developer, I can tell you now that it would be near impossible to implement anti-phallic measures into a graphic game. The creature above vaguely resembles a penis no more than a hot dog or banana and two apples. If your child was raised in a manner you see fit, wouldn’t he know better than to use or accept a creature like that? This is a matter of parenting and teaching your child, not a matter of censorship.

  136. TheOceanon 10 Sep 2008 at 4:17 am 136

    “and to wahahahah: part of the brilliant design of Lego is that the shapes of the pieces prevent children from creating anything sinful.”

    Then I’ll show you some disgusting things I made with Lego when I was a kid. Anything can be made into something perverted. You sir are using the internet right now, that is also a tool for some very disgusting, sinful things. Maybe you should take down this site because its using the same tool. I mean, Cmon! I fully agree with Mr. Steve.

  137. Can't be seriouson 10 Sep 2008 at 4:17 am 137



  138. edon 10 Sep 2008 at 4:18 am 138

    give me 10 minutes with Legos and I’ll show you something way more sinful than a penis.

  139. Can't be seriouson 10 Sep 2008 at 4:19 am 139



  140. apostro3on 10 Sep 2008 at 4:19 am 140

    Scapegoating is the act of holding a person, group of people, or thing responsible for a multitude of problems.

  141. joeon 10 Sep 2008 at 4:20 am 141

    how is this bad for children? they create the animals in spore, so unless they already know what a penis or tits looks like there is nothing to worry about

    also LOL @ creationism

  142. LOLon 10 Sep 2008 at 4:20 am 142

    ^ nice one

  143. anonymouson 10 Sep 2008 at 4:25 am 143

    There is an option to turn off downloading other creatures…

  144. Goaton 10 Sep 2008 at 4:26 am 144

    Hey, I think you’re a troll, but whatever.

    You have an option of turning off the online component by clicking on the x on the login screen and simply playing the offline mode. Therefore blocking any foreign penis monsters from venturing into your son’s sheltered world.

    10/10 if you’re a troll.

  145. † ConservativeChristian †on 10 Sep 2008 at 4:27 am 145

    Like I commented somewhere else, there IS a “ban” button to get rid of stuff like this.

  146. Stallon 10 Sep 2008 at 4:27 am 146

    You don’t have to download other people’s creations.

    Just like you do not have to look at pornographic art.

    Oh, and people do get banned for making ‘penis monsters’.

    You are being beyond ridiculuos. Let’s ban pencils because somehow a child might look a a nude. Let’s ban Television because a child could watch a show containing anatomy. Let’s ban newspapers because of bra adds. Let’s ban books because they can contain depictions of sex and nudity.


    Stop being so damn narrow minded. Grow up…

  147. Nikkyon 10 Sep 2008 at 4:29 am 147

    Not everyone is Christian. That’s really all I would like to say.

    Tell me how you think it’s fair or right to try and get a game banned based on Christian standards?

    I am personally not a Christian. I don’t want my creative experience in this world to be limited by the very traditional Christian viewpoints. I don’t see things the way you do, so why should I suffer for your idea of ‘sin’?

    I’m not saying you’re right or wrong. You realy do have the right to your opinion, and if you believe it’s so horrible, then don’t play it. Don’t allow your young children to play it if you believe that’s the way it should be.

    It’s parent’s responsibility to check what their children are doing. Game designers, just like writers, artists, and any other creators of the world, have the right to create whatever they please. It’s up to you as an individual to decide if it’s okay for you to see. It’s up to parents of young children do decide what is safe for their children’s development.

    Don’t try to ban a game because of bad parenting or because of your personal beliefs or choices.

    Thank you for taking the time to read my comment.

  148. nighton 10 Sep 2008 at 4:30 am 148

    lego: peope have recreated about anything manmade in lego. the fact that you have yet to see a giant vagina / penis out of lego is not that the design of lego prevents people from creating these things in great detail – because you can. edges disappear more and more the farther you move away from an object so if you would build the rough shape of a penis at a 20cm scale and walked back 5meters – by the miracle of optics you would not see the edges of the legopieces and the penisshaped object would appear auite mmore lifelike than from a close distance.

    “the shapes of the pieces prevent children from creating anything sinful”
    COME ON!

    btw.: try to create a penismonster like that in the spore creaturecreator. seriously. you will ot be able to do that in under 5 hrs of work. its hard. the tool is not made to create penismonsters, its designed to design abstract creatures. getting it to look that way is kind of an exploit and one which your good christian kid would not be able to. if he is not “even” able to create a penis from lego that is.
    try it before you complain about stuipd stuff dammnit.

    complaint to youtube for spreading this filth which you would otherwise nit have come in contact with hence not be able to complain about because of the contentfilter that is included in spore which you as a well informed parent surely know.

  149. dudeon 10 Sep 2008 at 4:31 am 149

    “This is not funny, this is not cute. Completely unacceptable.”

    After reading this and clicking the video open, I laughed so hard that I dropped off my chair.

  150. Bleachpieon 10 Sep 2008 at 4:32 am 150

    I love you Heath Ledger. I really do 🙂

  151. The Voice of Reasonon 10 Sep 2008 at 4:35 am 151

    Look, the online moderators of Spore do make efforts to censor out explicit creations made by troublemakers. Right now you’re just fueling some moron’s desire for attention.

  152. Matazumaon 10 Sep 2008 at 4:38 am 152

    I can draw a penis.
    Let’s ban pencils and pens

  153. Martyon 10 Sep 2008 at 4:39 am 153

    man, i wish parents would just up. I couldn’t care less what your kids are exposed to. that’s YOUR job to care about that, not mine. Adults like myself shouldn’t have to live in a G-rated environment just in case one of your annoying little brats happens to be nearby.

    I just can’t stand people who think everything that they find offensive should be banished from existence.

    btw, if EA wanted this site taken down, it would be. but, i’m sure it’s not important enough.

  154. oon 10 Sep 2008 at 4:41 am 154

    hey admin, have you ever looked at porn? and how many of these “sinful” creatures do you think have been made out of the over 10 million? and Heath ledger, look at hello’s post on the penis video, i think it can help you

  155. Justinon 10 Sep 2008 at 4:41 am 155

    “Will Wright could have created technology to block such things but clearly he has not.”

    Spore has the option to block creatures from being downloaded to your computer by denying certain keywords and phrases that the creatures themselves are designed. You can block the game from connecting to the internet completely.

    I want you to disprove this.

  156. Jg117on 10 Sep 2008 at 4:42 am 156

    Yes, we should ban paper as well because some people choose to draw obscene pictures.

    Now tell me, what is the difference between this argument and your own? Paper is available to everyone and viewable by everyone regardless of what is on it.

  157. oon 10 Sep 2008 at 4:43 am 157

    sorry the ea stock is down one

  158. Frostyon 10 Sep 2008 at 4:47 am 158

    You are very obviously creatively deprived if you can’t figure out how to make something sinful out of Legos…

  159. brandonon 10 Sep 2008 at 4:49 am 159

    I really don’t get why this site is freaking out over spore. People have to go out of there way to make many of the “sinful” creatures shown or they have to go out of thier way to find creatures like this. Also last time i checked there was a system for blocking uncreative monsters like the ones shown in your videos. Also why did someone go out of there way to make a human? The game wants to make alien life not a badly done human with eye balls for breasts. Plus how is this insulting god? Its just the sims with a alien theme, lots of possiblites to customize your creature. Why was thier no public uproar over that. Plus why do you care? People are going to do what they want and if have a strong spiritual self great just why do care about something that doesn’t affect your life?

  160. HAHAHAon 10 Sep 2008 at 4:53 am 160

    hahahahAHHAHAHAH. 4000 get!

  161. captansatan!!!!!!!on 10 Sep 2008 at 4:56 am 161

    oh my fucking god you bastards are soooooooo gay spore is an amazing game so ypu should FUCK OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  162. dododuhon 10 Sep 2008 at 5:00 am 162

    I drew a penis on a bible, does that make bibles sinful?

  163. Santiagoon 10 Sep 2008 at 5:03 am 163

    … I think you have too many free time … i mean, SERIOUSLY… why dont you just go there and help people, FOR REAL ? … i really laughed when i read ” will wright is EVIL ” haahha c’mon xD … yes, oHYEAH HE’S EVIL ._. … i mean, one day he woke up, and claimed “I’M GONNA MAKE A SATANIC GAME, IN WHICH PEOPLE WILL BE ABLE TO CREATE LARGE PENIS CREATURES.. OH YEAH, I’M PURE EVIL ” … for sure :3
    And, if your 7 years old child, creates THAT kind of creature, you’re doing something wrong, it’s not spore O.o …
    This web is just pathetic

  164. lulzon 10 Sep 2008 at 5:03 am 164

    Do you have anything better to do than bitch about people doing something in a game?

  165. PrayDohon 10 Sep 2008 at 5:07 am 165

    This is ridiculous; you should educate your kids about the human body around that age anyways (10+).

    I personally think YOU’RE just afraid of the harsh reality of the world; most kids wouldn’t even pick up on anything like this, and if they did it’d be just another question you’re afraid of answering.

  166. LArryon 10 Sep 2008 at 5:08 am 166

    This may be immature, but doesn’t mean it’s not funny. Some people have way to much pride, you’re entitled to an opinion. But I’m sure not too many people are going to be very concerned or offended as you are.

  167. You don't need to knowon 10 Sep 2008 at 5:09 am 167

    Is–is this a troll? This website can’t be real, can it? Can it?!

  168. Steveon 10 Sep 2008 at 5:17 am 168

    Admin, As I understand it if you are presented with a creature you don’t like you can ‘ban’ it so that it doesn’t appear in your game. To moderate every other users creation would be completely unmanageable and this post moderation system is the type of moderation that most forums use and it works for them, offensive material is removed without the delay and overhead associated with moderating every submission.

    To decide the game is bad because it can be used to create something you don’t approve of is daft. It’s another one of those ridiculous situations where someone tries to ban or restrict something because a small minority of people can potentially abuse it.

  169. corsnoron 10 Sep 2008 at 5:17 am 169

    And while we’re at it … let’s ban imagination too.

  170. Frankon 10 Sep 2008 at 5:23 am 170

    Yea you do all know that someone made this creature as a joke, are you really going to argue that they shouldnt have allowed people to create their own creature, which is the point of the game?

  171. codyon 10 Sep 2008 at 5:24 am 171

    But seriously, what’s the big deal about a giant penis.
    No really. What’s so bad about a giant penis?
    Chances are you have one.
    *GASP* Dirty, DIRTY PENIS!!

  172. Dan is NOT Asianon 10 Sep 2008 at 5:28 am 172

    it’s actually incredibly funny that this is on here to me because literally a month ago this was on my myspace rofl

  173. nomenteroon 10 Sep 2008 at 5:28 am 173

    Maybe I’m wrong but… if any god created pennises (in order to procreate and that stuff), why wouldn’t he like’em? He gave us pennises! we must celebrate with joy with cheer his gift! This blog must be just a joke, for what i know. It sounds all way too unbelieveable.

  174. Steveon 10 Sep 2008 at 5:32 am 174

    I think you should start a website about lego:

  175. samon 10 Sep 2008 at 5:33 am 175

    dear admin
    i’ve discovered another alarming statistic
    did you know around half of all children see a penis everyday?
    the world is so full of sin.

  176. rogeron 10 Sep 2008 at 5:33 am 176

    don’t blame ea for this. blame the people who makes aliens/creatures that makes it sinful or something that is bad for kids.

  177. Anonon 10 Sep 2008 at 5:37 am 177

    omg lets ban god
    he made penises in humanity!

  178. WoresThanNormalon 10 Sep 2008 at 5:38 am 178


    First, let me say I’m glad to see you deleted my last post. That’s certainly one way to win an argument. Since I’m not sure which part of my post offeneded you sensibilities, I’ll not post any links to giant lego block like scuplctures resembling naked women or the mention of Richard Bachman’s particular brand of religion. I’ll only reiterate this:

    Saying this game and its creator are evil because of what someone can/might/has made with it, is like Marvel getting up set at Crayolla because kids can use their products to draw copywritten Marvel superheroes. Or getting angry at your god, Yahweh, because he/she/it created clay and lots of nekidness and naughtiness has been sculpted in clay.

  179. breeon 10 Sep 2008 at 5:40 am 179

    so… who created these videos? Are you secretly at home playing this game, making naked creatures with large phallic parts and uploading it to your site? don’t be embarrassed. god forgives people who spew falsehoods.

  180. Ripster40on 10 Sep 2008 at 5:40 am 180

    Actualy to put you in the wrong even more Admin, you can also set it up where you can download only your buddies creations or none at all. I do have stuff setup and if I see something I don’t like, I ban it. Simple self moderation. But since you haven’t played this game your opinions are jack crap.

  181. Josephon 10 Sep 2008 at 5:42 am 181

    and to wahahahah: part of the brilliant design of Lego is that the shapes of the pieces prevent children from creating anything sinful.


  182. anonymouson 10 Sep 2008 at 5:44 am 182

    THAT’S FUCKING HILARIOUS! I love Spore soo much

  183. mmmon 10 Sep 2008 at 5:47 am 183

    I guess God didn’t gave you a sense of humor…

  184. rabbiton 10 Sep 2008 at 5:53 am 184


  185. lacYon 10 Sep 2008 at 5:54 am 185

    When I went to my first 4th year immunolgy lecture the prof put it quite bluntly:

    “I don’t care what you believe in or what you don’t. I don’t care if you think the earth is 6000 years old or even something as wacky as the idea that pigs can fly. Evolution isn’t a belief; it’s common sense and that’s how it’s going to be treated.”

    In other words: to the fuck face who made this site, if you don’t believe in evolution (which is supported by evidence that is so large compared to the evidence for creationism that it’s undefined), you sir are a complete and total fucking idiot.

  186. Phycosymoon 10 Sep 2008 at 5:57 am 186

    You realize that EA is trying to censor out things like this?

    just about EVERYTHING that allows you to create something has some kind of sexual creation in it. It has NOTHING to do with EA or maxis, it’s the immature retards that think making giant dildo is hilarious.

  187. Lawlon 10 Sep 2008 at 5:59 am 187

    The funny thing about this is if a child seen this creature he/she would not know what the hell it’s supposed to be, seeing this stupid creature with its penis hanging about is as trivial as going to a Zoo and seeing a monkey/elephant/tiger with its penis hanging about. Do yourself a favor and take down this stupid site cause it only proves what a twit you truly are.

  188. Jackyon 10 Sep 2008 at 6:01 am 188

    Lol you guys make me laugh, don’t blame stuff on E. It’s the spore creature creator fault for thinking to create such things. It’s a good game alrite? ban your kid from connecting to the online Spore if you want k?

  189. antisporeissoeffingretartedon 10 Sep 2008 at 6:05 am 189

    wow…this is the most retarded site i have ever seen. its just a freaking video game! if EA wants people to be able to populate their game with user-made creatures, so be it! there will always be people who find giant penis monsters funny (it does create a lot of jokes hehe) and you can’t do anything to change who they are, and how they think.

  190. Briceon 10 Sep 2008 at 6:06 am 190

    this is not the first thing that this has happened with
    any game where u can create anythibg u want this will happen

  191. Dustinon 10 Sep 2008 at 6:06 am 191

    It’s pointless to try and point out the flaws in the “logic” this website uses to make Spore out to be an evil game. People who create sites like this are often following some obscure bit of their religion so blindly, there is no way they will accept anything else but their own narrow-minded view. Getting ignorant people like this off the internet is like trying to get urine out of a swimming pool.

  192. Bamon 10 Sep 2008 at 6:09 am 192

    How is a penis sinful if God created it?

  193. Nicolason 10 Sep 2008 at 6:11 am 193

    what’s wrong with a penis??

    I dont think a child would create such creature, so again theres no harm in the game, stop wasting your time with this blog, is not usefull for anybody.

    Again if you think god is angry about this (assuming it/she/it exists), then you’re wrong, he’s understanding and again he know’s in a “Holy” way what’s right and what’s wrong, there’s no chance that he would feel this is bad and he wont love you more for stating that evolutionists are wrong or because the game is wrong.

    If you want to do something good, get informed about the theory of evolution before attacking it and if you want to do something that would make God love you then help people in need, and don’t start a blog with this nonsence.


  194. Maniacon 10 Sep 2008 at 6:12 am 194

    This topic “not for children” is a big fail. You simply cannot blame wet clay if an artist makes a statue with one foot long penis out of it.

  195. asian andyon 10 Sep 2008 at 6:21 am 195

    So are you going to ban

    Microsoft paint
    Nintendo DS pictochat
    the numbers 8 sign = and letter D from the keyboard
    Pen and pencil

    because ive seen kids make a penis with all these things

  196. hereon 10 Sep 2008 at 6:27 am 196

    I think I’m going to invite all the kids from the neighborhood over to play this game!

  197. WoresThanNormalon 10 Sep 2008 at 6:44 am 197

    I’d like to apoligize, Admin, for the first part of my last post. I didn’t realize you were moderating. To anyone reading this, please ignor the first portion of my 2nd post. I was mistaken and it simply took Admin longer than I expected to aprove my post. Again, I’m sorry.

  198. fuckthebibleon 10 Sep 2008 at 6:48 am 198

    hahahahaha he made a cock and bawls with this spore creature, that is funny and cute and it is completely acceptable!

  199. Donjohnnion 10 Sep 2008 at 7:00 am 199

    I am gay and I have a copy of Spore, and I shall deliver it personally to your house with my penis hanging out and corrupt your mind with Satan!

  200. Not Adminon 10 Sep 2008 at 7:03 am 200

    Learn one thing, Mister!!

    It’s not the game… It’s the people!! If you think this is repulsive, than you possibly think that Picasso is not an artist, as well as Dali. They also drew penises and sexual objects.
    And there will be lots of people who’ll disagree with you.

    Such things appear cause of the different kind of creativities…
    So does your weird mind!! You also live in a kind of fairy tale world.

  201. jaysinon 10 Sep 2008 at 7:05 am 201

    hey hey @admin..
    why does a pedophile go to a priest?
    to repent his sins?
    NO. to ask from pro tips


  202. nobodyon 10 Sep 2008 at 7:12 am 202

    liek what otehr people have said its not the game its people creating stuff like this and they r quickly taken off the sporepedia and if they make it 2many time they get banned so yes it is sad that people create stuff like that but its not the games dev fault in fact they discourage it and remove stuff like this fast has possible

    and its just a game and evaluation is true in fact it was proven long time ago like the sun is 5 billion year old and it and the planets where create from dust and gases that got bigger and bigger

  203. CorruptCorsbieon 10 Sep 2008 at 7:21 am 203

    no, no, that pretty goddamn funny! epic LULZ!!!

  204. urworstnightmareon 10 Sep 2008 at 7:30 am 204

    1(did you look for that?
    2(your putting too much effort into this and all your getting is people making fun of you
    3(I have seen some pretty creative but not “mature” content i.e. very good representations of characters from other games
    4(on the note of people making fun of you almost every gaming news site has made fun you

  205. Anon Y Mouson 10 Sep 2008 at 7:37 am 205

    I lol’d

  206. Dumbasson 10 Sep 2008 at 7:44 am 206

    Nigga hush.

  207. anninnymouseon 10 Sep 2008 at 8:47 am 207

    My penis monster was better than that and it danced better and it was barney 😀

  208. EvolvedOverTimeon 10 Sep 2008 at 9:20 am 208



    …it’s funny because it looks like a huge green cock!

  209. LOLon 10 Sep 2008 at 2:22 am 209

    [img src=]

  210. Billyon 10 Sep 2008 at 2:32 am 210

    admin, how do you propose writing software to block out such content. Should it not be the parents job to actually watch what their children do online.

  211. kidnex1on 10 Sep 2008 at 2:55 am 211

    You seriously expect them to give up on 5 years of work because someone made a penis monster?

    science FTW!

  212. Daniel Mitchellon 10 Sep 2008 at 3:04 am 212

    If you take a closer look, EA has implemented a system which tries it’s best to prevent content deemed “inappropraite” from getting into the ‘Sporepedia’, issuing warnings and eventual banning if people continue to contradict this policy.

  213. Rozeron 10 Sep 2008 at 1:12 pm 213

    too sexy 😀

  214. lolomatoron 10 Sep 2008 at 3:13 am 214

    omg after I saw this I couldnt stop laughing

    if you dont like the game, don’t give it to your kids and go to
    There, flame about the DRM and give 1 star rating.

    THAT is much more effective than this website

  215. Durandalon 10 Sep 2008 at 3:35 am 215

    You can make sinful things with Legos. Or for that matter do sinful things with Legos.
    You can also draw them.
    Or do them.
    You can touch them, see them, and eat and drink them anywhere.

    It’s up to who to resist temptation.

    I have never seen any of these creations out of youtube, not in game.
    Play a game before you review it please.

  216. Mike the Faggoton 10 Sep 2008 at 3:38 am 216

    mmmmmm… that’s hot 😉

  217. Haywoodon 10 Sep 2008 at 3:49 am 217

    are you sure about the non sinful parts, admin?

    i think not

  218. Markon 10 Sep 2008 at 3:52 am 218

    @ post # 3:
    The “bad” things (hey, I didn’t know a vital tool for human survival was bad) AREN’T downloaded onto other’s computers, it’s not an online game you ignorant fuck. The only way it’s spreading is by you linking every fucking video you can to prove your point. Also, I don’t think they DO have the technology to block those kinds of things. It’s not like there’s a “add penis” option, people just molded it out to resemble it.

    Even moreso, the game would be boring as hell if all we had were a few different shapes and colors of squares to build with.

  219. just sayingon 10 Sep 2008 at 3:59 am 219

    to mr. Admin

    I see you have made no responce to mr. LOL’s comment. To my logic, it would seem more likely for a child(younge enough to be adversly effcted by the mere sight of a penis) to be playing with play-dough than with a semi-complex xbox 360/pc game. perhaps your should direct your energy to that field instead of spore.

  220. lulzersuron 10 Sep 2008 at 4:02 am 220

    Fucking dumb shit how the fuck is Will Wright supposed to block penises dumb inbred fuck I wanna beat you in front of your fucking god ohh wait I can’t fucker. If there is a god why does the pope need bullet proof glass?

    Jesus said rich men don’t go to Heaven easily and even implied that it wasn’t possible. Why are so many people with money and property Christian if they are probably going to Hell?

    Freedom to choose is given to man by God. Man has two main choices: 1) accept the Love of God and, upon death, go to paradise for eternity, 2) Refuse God and, upon death, just die, be utterly damned. How is that freedom of choice when it is the same thing as a gun to your head?

    What was God doing before he created the earth?

  221. jonnyon 10 Sep 2008 at 4:14 am 221

    I made a lego penis, they have curved pieces you can use :p
    also that kind of technology would require someone looking at every creature designed to check wether it is “inappropriate” or not. But I think society today has gotten to self conscience, back in ancient Greece they always had nude statues and etc. and they were the most advanced nation of there time. Only until Christianity came around was nude seen as wrong, and that helped plunge europe into the middle ages

  222. Nobodyon 10 Sep 2008 at 4:21 am 222


    1. You can block all downloading of other people’s creations so you don’t get these “ungodly abominations”.
    2. Creating technology that automatically identifies offensive creations is INFINATELY complex.
    3. I feel sorry for your narrow mind, it must have no room to stretch.

  223. Alex Sterlingon 10 Sep 2008 at 4:24 am 223

    There are safeguards in the game against this kind of creature reaching the general population. Say you saw a creature that was annoying in nature or offensive in nature, the user can very easily flag this creature. This brings attention to the people at EA who moderate this game. Whether or not these people are demons are not remains a valid debate, but whatever their judgment is on the creature will determine whether or not it will remain in the game visible to players.

    If a small boy plays this game and makes penises and other such “offensive” things maybe their parents should take an active, loving, and educational role in their life and explain to them what these parts of their body are for. Maybe that way they won’t take things like sex lightly and will begin to realize the repercussions of pregnancy, marriage, and family life a lot earlier in life, therefore enriching the child.

    Why does everyone have to be so negative? I remember finding some inappropriate comics that belonged to my father as a child. This opened up a dialog that was healthy with my parents. I imagine the administrator of this blog finds penises and other reproductive organs offensive. I’m imagining him telling his kids that these things are bad for them to see. I imagine the kids thinking these things were bad and getting a misunderstanding. Penises aren’t bad, they’re great. We should all be grateful for penises.

  224. Will Wrighton 10 Sep 2008 at 4:27 am 224

    You dickweed.

  225. hahahaon 10 Sep 2008 at 4:52 am 225

    legos= impossible to be sinful

    certain parts of robot chicken can prove otherwise.

  226. admin's an idioton 10 Sep 2008 at 5:29 am 226

    Blaming Will Wright for the user-created creatures that show up, is like seeing a piece of ugly graffiti drawn on the bathroom wall with a permanent market, and then blaming the graffiti on the guy that invented the marker. It’s like blaming this website on Admin’s fingers rather for typing on the keyboard, rather than blaming Admin. He just created an open world and let users do what they want in it.

  227. Yonfrion 10 Sep 2008 at 5:57 am 227


  228. Peanuton 10 Sep 2008 at 5:59 am 228

    An interesting thing about the game is you can make the monsters look however you want. A child certainly doesn’t know what a penis looks like, so a child wouldn’t make this monster, and wouldn’t see it.
    On the other hand, a teenager (maybe even an adult) may think it might be a joke to do this. I am 19 years old, and I find it kind of funny myself, but in a mature way.
    Please understand this and something making a fool out of yourself. If you don’t believe in the game, just don’t buy it….is it that hard to do?

  229. WHYon 10 Sep 2008 at 6:17 am 229


  230. WHYon 10 Sep 2008 at 6:25 am 230



    How guys like you creating a stupid website like this can receive so many comments ??

  231. Messiahon 10 Sep 2008 at 6:28 am 231

    Cute lolz

  232. XeroSumon 10 Sep 2008 at 6:31 am 232

    hahah its actually pretty funny…

  233. Elliott99on 10 Sep 2008 at 6:53 am 233

    Grow up. It’s a tail not a penis. There is no option in ‘Spore’ for Penis. The person who made the creature was obviously having a bit of fun!

  234. Atchon 10 Sep 2008 at 6:58 am 234

    Well, and what about priests who rape children? Isn’t it more unacceptable than this? and by the way go back to school in order to get some knowledge.

  235. ProSporeon 10 Sep 2008 at 7:26 am 235

    well….. so i guess you cut yours right off, no? 😀
    the bible is just a novel… evolution rules…

  236. Daanon 10 Sep 2008 at 7:39 am 236

    Oh my god! I have a penis too! I’m sinful! Go away penis, go away!

  237. Benon 10 Sep 2008 at 7:48 am 237

    This may be the funniest thing I have ever seen.

    I thought the God botherers would have appreciated the concept behind Spore, you can create a world quite comfortably in 6 days.

  238. Nammuon 10 Sep 2008 at 8:49 am 238

    Hahahahaha. Man, that’s class. If you got that offended over a monster with a huge green cock, I won’t show you the one I made at the weekend…….

  239. Homicidal Hamsteron 10 Sep 2008 at 9:11 am 239

    Hahahah this is awesome. That is a ARM btw with a Spike on it. The fact that your kid was creative enough to model it to look like a penis means that you should have had the sex talk with him/her AGES ago.

    Most people dont even bother thinking about everything in this level of detail, to the average user this is a cool game where you can create a creature and build it up. But websites like this one are the reason why people freak out about games.

  240. J. from Hollandon 10 Sep 2008 at 9:53 am 240

    These creatures do not enter the actual game and will all be banned out of it, and….. Cant you create the EXACT SAME thing with a pencil and paper? The chance you run into some form of nudity on the internet is 10 times higher as in spore. Why don’t you go and try to ban that?

  241. Cesaron 10 Sep 2008 at 9:55 am 241

    Que estupidez de juego, no entiendo como eso entra en la calificacion de juego.
    Lo unico que hace es incitar a los niños a crear estupideces y asi de a poco, perder el respeto por cosas que a la edad de un niño, se deben enseñar con cautela. Si yo sé que mi juego se presta para andar “creando” estupideces, facilmente no lo hago, o limityo las capacidades del “juego”. Increible, ¿que vendrá después? ¿un juego de niños para crear prostitutas? imaginense un titulo como “the porn maker” hagamos porno!!!
    La mente retorcida de algunos hace que se enfermen otros.
    What a stupid “game”!!!!!!!! that thing is described as a game????? mmmmmmmmmm
    what’s next??? if kids can make creatures with penis and ohter things, the next is create human with penis: ” ahhh, its so funny”!!!!! EA Games: let`s make the new game “Porn maker” create human beings having sex, ahhh its so funny!!
    And the kids??? We don`t care!!!! they have parents”.

  242. jordyon 10 Sep 2008 at 10:38 am 242

    Man this site proves once again how dumb christians are in my eyes. Its a game…

  243. Creatoron 10 Sep 2008 at 10:43 am 243

    I think people should stop having sex, creating other people. That’s obviously God’s right, not ours.
    We are all sinful.

  244. royon 10 Sep 2008 at 10:46 am 244

    You are completely numb, my friend. But don’t let that stop you in your holy war. You are being just one of the millions of witnesses of the death of God, while we rational people are building a new world, a FREE world, a world without fear, a world without lies, a world without worshipping, a world where a man is responsible only for his own acts and nothing else.

    This game is just one glimpse of the many visions of your God dying. But don’t be afraid, I’ll help you get over it when the time has come.

    God won’t.

  245. Some Guyon 10 Sep 2008 at 10:55 am 245

    I’m sure this will come as another shock to you, but your approval is neither sought nor required. Bitch all you want, you can’t keep anyone from buying or playing this game.

    Have a nice day.

  246. Benon 10 Sep 2008 at 11:02 am 246

    you can even make a working photocopier with Lego…….which can then be put to all sorts of sinful use when combined with an active imagination and genitalia.

    nothing sinful about having a penis anyway though. nothing at all sinful about sex either, I think you have some serious issues if you feel that way and I feel very sorry for you.

  247. Mark Probston 10 Sep 2008 at 11:13 am 247

    You’re funny, dude.

  248. Jasonon 10 Sep 2008 at 11:22 am 248

    That is hilarious.

  249. Moeon 10 Sep 2008 at 11:27 am 249

    Of course it’s a penis! Have you ever seen one?? What a sin!!! we all are going to hell!lol

  250. aon 10 Sep 2008 at 11:32 am 250

    Why did you made such an animal. You can create a normal animal and i´ve you want to, you can create that thing. Why would anyone made something like that

  251. aon 10 Sep 2008 at 11:35 am 251

    I love that animal

  252. Beadknitteron 10 Sep 2008 at 11:43 am 252

    Why is it that Christians are so obsessed with sex? Anything sexual ‘might’ be created with something and they’re on the bandwagon to have it banned. This is a GAME folks. Fiction, not real. It wasn’t created to teach evolution or teach creationism. It’s designed to have fun. There are parental controls built into it and whatnot. Get over it!

  253. bskon 10 Sep 2008 at 12:31 pm 253

    Ahahaha, brilliant! Thanks for bringing this to everyone’s attention. I simply have to buy this game now. Are you sure you’re an undercover EA marketing consultant?

  254. Nabeelaon 10 Sep 2008 at 12:37 pm 254

    I think Admin is a ‘hoax’/joke.. to be honest..

    I am sure anyone with half a real christian mind is capable of comprehending that it is not up to other people to censor their child. It is the job of the parent to decide what is permitted to be purchased and brought into their home. The world is not here to comform to the individual.. or one faith.. the people have to comform withint the world.. they decide what their home life is to be.. they decide what to do within their home.. and it is the parents job to teach faith.. and self censorship

    if they cannot govern themselves, they sure as hell will not govern me and my choices.

    I am not of a chrsitian faith, and to be blunt.. in the one vid of the socalled penis.. until someone else mentioned it.. *i* DID not see the penis in it until it was pointed out.. then again.. I am not playing games to seek penises out.. so admin.. must be a hoax/joke person here to just stir the pot a bit and see what happens..

  255. A fanon 10 Sep 2008 at 12:54 pm 255


  256. Anonymouson 10 Sep 2008 at 1:17 pm 256

    This was absolutly stupid. Just as many people stated. Its a tool, its no the creators fault on how the tool is used. Thats like if I created a pencil & someone drew porn, THE HELL WOULD YOU USE THEN HUH!? “OMG PENCIL PORN, OMG WHINE WHIN BITCH” Morons I swear. Same thing goes for paper. “OH NO PORN ON MA PAPER!? WE MUST BAN PAPER DEDEDE” Honestly this is why the world cant have nice things cause people like you think “OHSNAP!? I GOTTA BITCH ABOUT THIS & RUIN IT ALL CAUSE IM GODS PERFECT CHILD”

  257. lightbringeron 10 Sep 2008 at 1:24 pm 257

    people, get a life, this will just no sell more copies of the game… isnt adam and eve sinful in the garden, what are they doing together if they are not married?

  258. lightbringeron 10 Sep 2008 at 1:29 pm 258

    lacYon 10 Sep 2008 at 5:54 am

    …well said

  259. lightbringeron 10 Sep 2008 at 1:32 pm 259

    you should rather put your efforts into kids not having sex at 9 years old and getting preagnant…

  260. Karaon 10 Sep 2008 at 1:33 pm 260

    How do you know that’s a penis? Maybe it actually helps the creature survive. Jeez, you have such a dirty mind! Do you always have penises on the brain?

  261. Erikon 10 Sep 2008 at 1:47 pm 261

    I think that the one of the first thing in the bible is the free will, in this case you are a making a mistake trying to convince people to not think by themselves.

    And you can do any shape with the right tools, so let´s ban wood, paper, rocks, etc etc.

  262. lightbringeron 10 Sep 2008 at 1:59 pm 262

    my wife just saw the pickture and complained why mine isnt that long…
    I said hun… at least its green

  263. Mr_Palikkaon 10 Sep 2008 at 2:33 pm 263

    Evolution has bunch of evidence unlike creationism, which bases just on an old fairy tale. So, how about you just shut the fuck up and get some kind of mental treatment, it would be best for us all.

  264. poopbutton 10 Sep 2008 at 3:08 pm 264

    Yea, why not kill all little boys for having “sinful” penises? Get your head out of your ass, the times have changed since you put it up there.

  265. littlebitcrazyon 10 Sep 2008 at 3:21 pm 265

    if you ban this you can also ban spongebob or pokemon xD
    if God didn’t make penises they couldn’t make this so lets ban God

  266. Shlushon 10 Sep 2008 at 3:23 pm 266

    Thanks for finding this video for me!
    It is the funniest thing I have seen lately! I actually fell off my seat from lauging so much! Love it groving away!

  267. Classyon 10 Sep 2008 at 3:24 pm 267

    Lego prevents people from making “sinful” things you say?

    Took me 2 minutes to find this after typing lego in google

    oh, and look at this too

  268. Funny stuffon 10 Sep 2008 at 3:34 pm 268

    The music at the beginning is icing on the cake.

    Absolutely hilarious.

    I feel sorry for your children.

  269. Brianon 10 Sep 2008 at 3:36 pm 269

    How is this appropriate?

    How can you allow this on your website? This is not funny, this is not cute. Completely unacceptable.

    You should be censored and all your babies should be stolen by goblins!

  270. Pabloon 10 Sep 2008 at 4:04 pm 270

    Hahahahah!!! that was hilarious, thanks from sharing thatwith all of us.

    I would have never thought of going to YouTube and search for “alien specimen with a huge cock and balls hanging by a thread dancing around in a digital world”

    You funny retarded freak you !!

  271. Clarkon 10 Sep 2008 at 4:04 pm 271

    Oh man!

    Why are you such an idiot! Its just a game!!!


  272. Ginopinoshowon 10 Sep 2008 at 4:53 pm 272

    no words: you have a strange mind admin! You use these games for create creature like this??? you are mad…

  273. Donneron 10 Sep 2008 at 5:20 pm 273

    I firmly agree with you. Spore should not have been given an E (For Everyone) rating. Instaed it should have been given an EBCN rating (E for Everyone but Christian Nutjobs). You give your faith a bad name. Fortunately, not all Christians are not as heinously misinformed as you.

  274. SlaughterMelonon 10 Sep 2008 at 5:34 pm 274

    On the box of these games it says: “Online content is NOT RATED by the ESRB.”
    therefore, they don’t allow it, it just happens. Stuff like this is what the internet is made of. If you can’t deal with it, GTFO.

  275. stop iton 10 Sep 2008 at 6:11 pm 275

    online content means online play not youtube videos stupid

  276. Ian Morganon 10 Sep 2008 at 6:14 pm 276, you are a retard of biblical proportions

  277. St Paulon 10 Sep 2008 at 6:26 pm 277

    Man, this video is soooo coool 🙂

  278. Gebon 10 Sep 2008 at 6:58 pm 278

    I think thats fucking hilarious.

  279. Sebastianon 10 Sep 2008 at 7:25 pm 279

    It’s the most stupid blog in the world. How you can say that, you do not have enough tests that already the evolution create the Earth? Fool.
    And this penis, is another item in teh game. The person who create that do that to joke.

  280. Césaron 10 Sep 2008 at 8:11 pm 280

    that’s a tale!

  281. OrzerOon 10 Sep 2008 at 8:11 pm 281

    Jajajajaja, it’s just a game!!!.

  282. bafflezon 10 Sep 2008 at 8:12 pm 282

    Whatever happened to if a game was deemed bad for one’s child, you simply DONT BUY IT? Whatever happened to personal responsibility? It’s just like TV, if you don;t like a show, turn it off. All this moralizing by this blog author is so hypocritical for people who practice a religion that is supposed to teach tolerance & love, and not being judgmental of others. I see there is an entry here where the blog author is trashing the game author’s religion, not very Christian of you. I think you need to read your Bible more, and stand in judgement of others less. Raise your kids any way you want, but keep your religion to yourself. Spare us your sanctimonious behavior and abysmal ignorance of evolution and science.

  283. CowboyBeebopon 10 Sep 2008 at 9:25 pm 283


    That is simply one of the funniest things I’ve seen in ages. And cute!

    Guys, come on–this whole blog WREAKS of satire. Not even a fundamentalist is so clueless as to have such unintentionally hilarious stupidity in such a small amount of words…

  284. Captain It's a Penison 10 Sep 2008 at 10:34 pm 284

    / / 7
    \ \
    \ \
    _\ \__
    ( \ )

    Oh no! Your keyboard is full of sin!!!!

  285. annonmyouson 10 Sep 2008 at 11:03 pm 285

    User-created content. In no way endorsed or condoned by the game designers itself. It is a rather ingenious use of multiple pieces of the creature, and is in fact more akin to an eye on a tail than a penis. Although it looks like one. juvenile humor. Guess what? You’ll find phallic symbols drawn in the margins of textbooks by pranksters all the time. Gonna try and ban textboooks now?

  286. Will Wrighton 11 Sep 2008 at 12:28 am 286

    I, Will Wright, the creator of Spore, recently found out about this site and I just need to tell you, I am in no way supporting the theory of evolution in my game, I am just showing the world that with a little imagination you can make anything your heart desires. You’re a major faggot for posting this and i will make sure that you are banned forever.

    3<=====3 – Will Wright, creator of Spore and the Sims, soon to be banhammer of you

  287. Tsukasa-kunon 11 Sep 2008 at 1:39 am 287

    you are a fanatic you dumbshit you make me sick please

  288. BAdboy-offthecouchon 11 Sep 2008 at 1:50 am 288

    Oh come on! That’s funny.

  289. Johanon 11 Sep 2008 at 3:53 am 289

    You know, this totally site is fucking stupid. Have the christian faggits have to ruin everything for everybody. I’m going to fucking burn a church i think. As many as possible. RID THE WORLD OF THE CULT CALLED CHRISTIANS!


  290. Jeromeon 11 Sep 2008 at 4:45 am 290

    EA must be pleased with all this free advertising.

  291. Godon 11 Sep 2008 at 5:44 am 291

    haha, thats cute AND funny. i just wish i’d had a copy of spore when i was creating the universe in the first place

  292. Jeffon 11 Sep 2008 at 6:06 am 292

    He people,

    Don’t forget that this is a free world, where every one has his/her right, to do what they believe in and by the way its just a game!

    let every one decide for themselve wheither to play this game or not

    Evolution or Creation

  293. Der Religionsloseon 11 Sep 2008 at 8:05 am 293


    Ihr verklemmten Vollidioten regt euch über so etwas auf, anstatt darüber zu lachen. Wozu hat euer toller Gott denn die Geschlechtsteile erfunden? … Bestimmt nicht damit ihr sie aus euren Gedanken verbannt und eure Kinder erst mit 21 Jahren erfahren dürfen wofür sie überhaupt gut sind! Sehts doch einfach als “lustige Aufklärung”.

    .. Aber das werdet ihr sowiso nicht! Ihr zeigt lieber mit erhobenen Finger drauf und bezeichnet Will Wright als das “personifizierte Böse” xD … einem Mann der einfach nur geniale Spiele für alle Altersklassen erfindet! ..

    Geht einfach alle sterben, seht was euer toller Gott dann mit euch macht (ganz bestimmt nicht mit offenen Armen empfangen) und dann denkt mal darüber nach worüber man sich auf dieser komplett unnützen Website eigentlich hätte aufregen können! … Nämlich über wirklich schlimme dinge (unteranderem die Propaganda die Ihr hier verbreitet o.0)!

  294. Edwardon 11 Sep 2008 at 8:33 am 294

    ROFLCOPTER! Nice creature. Way to use your noodle…BOTH OF THEM! LOLOLOL

  295. Melon 11 Sep 2008 at 10:18 am 295

    i guess you should know, that players have the possibility to create their own creatures, so it’s not the game’s or maxis’ or ea’s fault^^

  296. Blueon 11 Sep 2008 at 10:21 am 296

    ive have one question i haven’t put much thought into it but it is aimed at the admin.

    if a thing made on a game that has a penis is sinful and its naked, would that meen that when God created Adam who had a penis and was naked when he was created would that be sinful too?

  297. skaggmannenon 11 Sep 2008 at 11:57 am 297

    That shit’s just so damn funny! lmao! 😀

  298. Je$us Ckriston 11 Sep 2008 at 2:50 pm 298

    Wow man! What a dick this Spore creature has!! Has he swallowed a whole bottle of viagra??
    Seriously, it’s one of the most amusing videos I have ever seen on YouTube! I really want to play Spore and see what pervert stuff I can create with it! In fact, I’m downloading it right now, so I think tomorrow I’ll be able to play it and touch myself with some of the creatures doing the nastiest things xD

  299. gabrielon 11 Sep 2008 at 3:24 pm 299

    cool i want this game so badly but i need to get a powerful pc first

  300. Georgeon 11 Sep 2008 at 7:12 pm 300

    Well it all depends on your point if view.For example,in the first video,if you reverse the (upper)head,the penis simply turns into a tail.There are no nasty things,just twisted minds!

    And there might be a planet out there where penises have developed such intelligence to talk and move around.

  301. Arminon 12 Sep 2008 at 2:04 am 301

    A rednecks point of view.

  302. Fenjenon 12 Sep 2008 at 4:51 am 302

    Lol admin.. The makers of Spore don’t accept these creatures either. I maked one like this and i got banned for some time xD But seriously, dont blame spore. The maker wanted the players to make their fantasy come alive. It is the players fault where he uses it for.

  303. Danon 12 Sep 2008 at 6:57 am 303

    Ah hah hah hah hah hah hah….I laughed so hard. That was hilarious. I guess since penises are so abhorrent and sinful you have had yours removed? How did you have kids? I mean, penises are sinful right? Is it a sin that I touch my penis?

  304. thebibleisfictionon 12 Sep 2008 at 6:59 am 304

    Whaha!!! what a bullshit. Cmon ppl, that damn bible is just a note book written by people that can’t explain how some things can happen.

  305. LeoHmron 12 Sep 2008 at 10:59 am 305

    Hmm…God created the penis…does that make God sinful?

    (don’t know if that highly enlightened information had been posted earlier here)

  306. LeoHmron 12 Sep 2008 at 11:00 am 306

    ah, damn. someone already stated the fact i previously wrote.

  307. Swisson 12 Sep 2008 at 2:26 pm 307

    i lol’d

  308. lolwuton 12 Sep 2008 at 2:43 pm 308

    Is that a penis? Damn… I didn’t know those things even existed anymore. Since the church put me in this here chastity belt, I’ve only been thinking about beer and guns. Having seen this video, however, I’m sure to turn my repressed sexual attentions to members of the same sex. In fact, now that you mention it, that monster is pretty cute. I think I’m going to go get with him.

  309. hwhjon 12 Sep 2008 at 3:46 pm 309

    how many of you weird americans have got a gun,rifle,etc in your house? you’re trying to say that the tail which actually doesn’t look like a penis is something bad… you’re sick, totally sick people! bush is a genius comparing to the great part of your society. you can say that the evolution is a wrong theory, but i have to regret. evolution in us turned the full circle. some people became as stupid as monkeys…

  310. Clotifothon 12 Sep 2008 at 8:43 pm 310

    Ever see those little notes on the side next to ESRB ratings? They say things like:

    Or possibly (like in Spore’s case)
    “Online Content Not Rated By The ESRB”

    You lose all right to legally complain when you play this game and agree to those ratings, admin. You are pretty much an internet troll in my eyes. Go to hell.

    PS. My email is Clotifoth(at)Aim.Com if you care to offer a refutal.

  311. CautionCaton 12 Sep 2008 at 11:45 pm 311

    “and to wahahahah: part of the brilliant design of Lego is that the shapes of the pieces prevent children from creating anything sinful.”

    Because remember children, when you have a rectangular penis, you’re not sinful.

  312. L3g3nDon 13 Sep 2008 at 12:17 pm 312

    AWESOME Creature on Spore.

  313. L3g3nDon 13 Sep 2008 at 12:18 pm 313

    Admin you are a funny Troll. Pls take a picture of yourselfe.

    How old are you?

  314. Emperoron 13 Sep 2008 at 2:55 pm 314

    Blaming EA for the content users make is the same as blaming God for porn. God (EA) created humans (the tools), humans created porn (Spore guy with penis), take it up with God! You’re a fool.

  315. Shadelifeon 13 Sep 2008 at 6:33 pm 315

    actualy this is kinda funny LMAO

  316. Leightonon 14 Sep 2008 at 6:55 am 316

    Let’s ban the human imagination, pen and paper, any form of drawing or art, be it computer software or everyday tools.

    If the West was still enslaved by Christianity, we’d still be in the stone age and giving 90% of all our money and food to a gluttonous priest who tells us that if we stop giving tribute and mindless devotion, we’ll burn in hell for eternity.

  317. Jakeon 14 Sep 2008 at 8:04 am 317

    Hahahahah! Thats the funniest fucking thing I’ve ever seen!

  318. Ion 14 Sep 2008 at 11:25 am 318

    Very funny 😉

    The admin is a religion freak!

  319. snort cokeon 14 Sep 2008 at 11:53 am 319

    That is some funny shit!

  320. rick rollon 14 Sep 2008 at 6:53 pm 320

    penis monster is god!

  321. Ion 14 Sep 2008 at 6:55 pm 321

    Ridiculo. Só pq alguns usuários colocam penis e talz num boneco naum quer dizer q o jogo todo é assim. Vc naum tem nada pra fazer ou ta querendo atenção pq ninguem gosto de vc?

  322. thebibleisfictionon 15 Sep 2008 at 3:01 am 322

    i bought the game after i read this blog… whaha, thanks!! I like the game too. So much fun!

    But tell me Admin. you really dont believe in evolution? You really believe that your “God” created man? Starting with 2?

    Where it darkskinned people? or white ones?

    Cmon, wake up please!!

  323. Rozieon 15 Sep 2008 at 12:40 pm 323

    Hi from France !
    Am I stupid or this penis is just his toe ?
    That’s terrible … you are not funny at all admin !
    Sense of humour is the only thing we (humans) have and THAT is funny !

  324. Anonon 15 Sep 2008 at 9:38 pm 324


    I honestly laughed that entire video!
    Kudos to whoever created that creature (obviously not you)!!!

    I think that we’re capable of deciding whether to believe in evolution or not, and don’t need you to tell us we’re stupid for it. Thanks for the concern though! 🙂

  325. jay-radon 16 Sep 2008 at 1:59 am 325

    actually the shapes of lego pieces these days can be put together to look like a penis…. need to find a better rebuttal than that.

  326. Funnyfunon 16 Sep 2008 at 11:46 pm 326

    This is the funniest website I’ve seen in a long time.. KUDOS!

  327. Morgannaon 17 Sep 2008 at 7:37 am 327

    He’s just crazy…

    Lik his old dead mom.

  328. Miss Moppyon 18 Sep 2008 at 11:26 am 328

    I think you are blaming the wrong people for this. EA is not reposable for this. They are just the ones that made the program used to produce this creature. It is the person who made this who should be held reponsable and I’m sure that EA is working hard to keep this type of creature banned from then game. With freedom and the power to create come responsibilty to the individual.

    It’s like saying that photoshop should get into trouble everytime someone uses it to create an image that is not age-appropriate or suitable for children.

  329. Zackon 18 Sep 2008 at 9:12 pm 329

    Actually thats pretty damn funny. Stupid Christfag.

  330. Kevitivityon 20 Sep 2008 at 5:37 am 330

    Kids have been drawing the same sort of thing with pens, crayons, etc for eons….

    The human mind seems to be the real enemy of this blog.

  331. Okkion 21 Sep 2008 at 3:07 pm 331

    FUck You, This Is fucking funny haha:p

  332. Secret Nazion 23 Sep 2008 at 3:08 pm 332

    that was pretty funny!!!

  333. Secret Nazion 23 Sep 2008 at 3:09 pm 333

    oh and admin why did you look this up in the first place

  334. JohnBellJohnon 23 Sep 2008 at 6:52 pm 334

    I Laughed, It was funny.

  335. sHOE_BOXon 24 Sep 2008 at 12:28 pm 335

    soz if someone has metioned this b4 but the game is a 12+ in england, this might be different in other countries, but i think you should know by this age what the sexual organs look like, i mean, we were SHOWN in primary school, when i was 11, (mind u i went to a public school) as part of sex education, n if you dont know this stuff chances are you’ll be bullyed the hell out of you in the first years of high/secondary school if u don’t

  336. Everyoneon 27 Sep 2008 at 7:16 am 336

    lol this video is awesome thanks for showing me.

  337. meon 28 Sep 2008 at 10:53 pm 337

    EA didn’t put that in the game.
    some asshole thought it would be funny to make a creature that looks loike that.
    Blaming spore for this is like blaming office max for people who use pencils to draw innapropriate pictures.

  338. Arcaneon 29 Sep 2008 at 12:22 pm 338

    If it’s not appropriate, then you are just as guilty of participating in the actions you talk against simply by re-posting the content you have so many issues with.

  339. Spore loveron 30 Sep 2008 at 8:02 am 339

    You really dont know anithing about a video game.Youre right this is unacceptable,but you should blame Glupsson, Not Willy for that creation.Use your neurons, nigga!

  340. josiahon 01 Oct 2008 at 9:03 pm 340

    this site is blasphemous, horrible preachings, pharisees of the modern times, PHARISEES! jesus would rather have dinner with the tax collectors you hypocrites!

  341. Vessloron 05 Oct 2008 at 4:57 pm 341

    Only read to the 93’d comment… but where did all who are ageinst spore stop on this thread?

  342. Midianon 06 Oct 2008 at 12:59 am 342

    Oh no, the game is evil because some people have the mental maturity of a bag of potato chips!!!

    seriously, don’t condemn everyone for a few complete idiots. and don’t blame people who had nothing to do with it, as there is no conceivable way to prevent such things being made, just banning them as they are found, and trust me, thats exactly what happens.

  343. artemis the heathen ;Pon 07 Oct 2008 at 3:26 pm 343


  344. ZAck SMithon 08 Oct 2008 at 4:37 pm 344

    You all realise that this was a hoax right. GO to god all you people are so stupid

  345. au ladon 10 Oct 2008 at 9:03 am 345

    Methinks its just your sensational mind that see’s this as perverse. Only if you interpret it as a penis is it rude. It could be a means of tilling the soil for insects or decorative limb. The creatures are really asexual because no genetic material is needed from the mate. It’s like in Viva Pinata- It’s like a loving relationship, in these cases platonic, is all that is need to validate having young.

  346. sporefan21on 11 Oct 2008 at 5:48 am 346

    HAHA! nice video.. Spore rocks!


    There´s no god! bwhahah, wake up ppl!!! look at this and u will not believe that 2.000 years old lie!

  347. MJGon 16 Oct 2008 at 4:51 am 347

    I can’t beleive this person. A site was actually created for this? I beleive in god, but I don’t think he would get mad about a video game where evolution is involved. It’s not like the game says “Evolution is real, god is not.” This game is meant to be fun and let you be creative and create your own creatures. I doubt you have even played the game. It is JUST a game, and stop wasting money on a domain that you curse SPORE on.

  348. Entertained.on 17 Oct 2008 at 6:06 pm 348

    This is one of the funniest things I have seen in a long time. Perhaps people should take the sticks out of their bums and grow a sense of humor. Lighten up people!

  349. egseggon 19 Oct 2008 at 5:54 am 349

    i am sure you made that video yourself and put it on this page to show your own mind without showing it is you…..

    Admin, you are perv ….

  350. Lolwuton 23 Oct 2008 at 3:06 am 350

    I Lol’d

  351. Rectum Openeron 31 Oct 2008 at 7:55 am 351

    Great shit dude, thanks for sharing!

  352. Lilucarioon 05 Nov 2008 at 1:05 pm 352

    Its not EA fault if people create penis monster…

  353. raphaelon 06 Nov 2008 at 12:15 pm 353

    sorry champ this is a user created creature, and the maxis creatures not have inapropriated content if ur son make this it hes fault not maxis

    i believe im god,his save my life and are very good with my family but its only a game, u didnt see the game black & white -.-
    the player choose the destin if he want a evil empire,he can do this, but if choose for a good empire he can doo

    and the presidents whos make war?

    sorry but you cant say mal of spore
    if a boy make a “indesense” creature, it he imagination

    sorry for my english *-*

  354. fuck youon 20 Nov 2008 at 11:44 am 354


  355. pijalon 25 Nov 2008 at 2:03 am 355

    aww… so cute!!

  356. Diegoon 29 Dec 2008 at 6:15 pm 356

    This site is not necessary, I’m a catolic brazilian, I have the Spore and this game is not anti-christ. FANATICS are anti-christ.

  357. Myselfon 06 Jan 2009 at 4:38 am 357

    Let’s remove this site from the internet, it contains a bad word.

  358. usted el creador de la pagina es un tremendo pelotudo spore es el mejor juego de la historia ademas como ya dijo un usuario: los penes son reales… y dios no.
    no entiendo como alguien en vez de preocuparse por sus cosas se pne a criticar spore ademas hay gente ( como yo ) que no cree en dios.
    la evolñucion es real ¿como una persona ( me refiero a tu dios ) dice las palabras magicas y crea la vida, el planeta y el agua.
    la verdad señor usted es UN REVERENDO PELOTUDO.

  359. ?on 26 May 2009 at 10:57 am 359

    This is some little imature 10-year olds work, I can draw dicks all over a bible. But of course THATS just my inner satan. Like the saying “Guns dont kill, People do.” And in this case a child or a moron with a E rated video game that has very open ended gameplay (as you see up there). lol

  360. jameson 18 Aug 2009 at 4:02 pm 360

    Im sure its ben mentioned (and yes commenting on a really old post is kinda pointless blaa blaa) But any models liek that you make if you connect to the online play with it you have your account suspended for a period of time and repeat offences gets you banned, so yu cant really complain, you can make a nice big cock out of anything really

  361. Snakeon 04 Dec 2009 at 10:44 am 361

    That’s why evolucionism is awesome:
    it’s a real explanation not a doo-doo story.

    c’mon get a life

  362. DDR_spore_player445on 12 May 2010 at 11:32 am 362

    ****The Will Wright did not design the game, spore, to be used like that. It is against the rules.The creature will be deleted from the database, and the creator of the creature will be banned. Also, well… It is a user generated content,even Will Wright can’t track every step of the rule breakers,and how is the Will Wright evil anyway? This game was created for entertainment, probably for educational purposes too… For example, why do you need ears? Well, you need ears to hear the world around you. People can create really cute stuff with this too, you know. ******i can’t stress this enough******

  363. Wolfcry044on 16 May 2010 at 12:26 am 363

    That’s absolutely disgusting, I can’t believe they would be putting that junk in games

  364. Matthewon 21 Jun 2010 at 1:41 pm 364

    DUDE! Talk about judging a book by its cover…. First of all dumb ass players CHOOSE WHAT they wish to download or subscribe to. Whether your child does it is his actions and fault. Will Wright DID NOT make EVERY creation download onto their computers. Are you fucking retarded? There’s like 4 million creations you ass. Like all that’s REALLY going to fit on your computer… Think logical moron. BTW, ESRB DOESN’T rate online content you moronic fuck. This is to all the people that are also looking down on Spore for this- BLAME THE PEOPLE THAT MADE IT! Users can choose to also report and ban creations such as this. The type of people that are making it are probably the children of tomorrow, the kids that you oh so love and that YOU raised. I wouldn’t doubt that if your kid had Spore he would be making something like this now. Shit you people and this guy admin is REALLY fucking retarded go make a fucking Christian site or something….

  365. adminon 10 Jul 2010 at 4:30 pm 365

    sex in my life. BIG FAT FUCK! YEAH!

  366. adminon 10 Jul 2010 at 4:31 pm 366

    Children have a penis.

  367. Sergiuon 01 Nov 2010 at 11:16 am 367

    In the game you can design a creature, the fact that someone has designed a creature that looks like it has a penis doesn’t make the game bad. In the same way that using a paper and pencil to draw a creature with a penis makes paper and pencils unacceptable for children. You can’t blame the tool that someone uses, your issue is with the creator of the creature in question.
    Seriously the idea behind your site is a bit mislead and makes your posts are making you look quite stupid.
    Very, very smart words…

  368. Anonymouson 03 Jan 2011 at 4:39 pm 368

    Maxis is usually busy working on something so they rarely do get to look at what players build. Players can mark it as inappropriate if they want to, but seeing how almost everyone in here is as corrupted as how much you think Spore is, then that’s probably why it’s still there.